>Destiny is all
>>AAAAHuuuuOooooOOaaaaAaaAAAHHHHH
Destiny is all
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>Damn! Lady Aelswith looks like THAT!?
>Damn, Bebbanburgh looks like THAT?!?
The shitty CG and hacky feminist writing is kinda ruining this season
Who would've thought back during S1-2 that fucking aethelflaed of all characters would get turned into a mary sue
But then again this is netflix we're talking about
Some pretty kino Edward and Sigtryggr scenes but the show needs Brida to die.
>aethelflaed of all characters would get turned into a mary sue
She's one of the most famous and admired figures in English history, dude.
How is it simultaneously so cringe yet so kino?
>I AM UHTRED SON OF UHTRED
>I cannot remember how many wives I have had
>I think one had her head chopped off
>I thought I had another son but I guess I was wrong
>I have no idea who these children are
>DESTINY IS ALL
BUBBLEBURG IS MINE DESTINY IS ALL
Does not change the fact that she's being depicted as a mary sue (like pretty much alle female characters since n*tflix took over) in the slightest, dude.
Why does doggy style make anglo women seethe so hard?
kek
I ALWAYS GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING
DESTINY IS ALL
Only one wife matters to Uhtred.
>the show needs brida to die
Hey GUYS did you know that WELSH WOMEN FIGHT BACK (tm)?
Or that part where aethelqt's mom rants off about "men making foolish decisions" and then it cuts straight to the baby monk dude vomitting into the hay
These people truly manage to ruin any intellectual property with their wokemongering bullshit
honestly i'd let aethelflaed whip and torture my balls
Brida had her moment in the books and ruled a fortress after Ragnar but her attitude in the show and thinking how important she is drives me crazy.
Unrelated but how annoying is it that men walk up to bowshot of forts. Cornwell was pretty clear that nobody is retarded enough to walk within bowshot when talking and negotiating
She's not a Mary Sue though. People say the same about Uthred as well but they both go through far too much shit to be Mary Sue's.
King Alfred, I'm U.H.T.R.E.D
I miss him so much bros
>ah yes here i am a character never mentioned until now armed with an army of niggers and super high tech weapons from the desert
what the fuck is this shit?
>alfred only put three babies in this
She's a good christian woman who only has sex for procreation
why did his head explode like a watermelon?
>damn, my latent sexuality looks THAT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY QUEEN CAN'T BE THIS HOT
Goddess hips on the blue one
Book Uhtred is a giga chad and is far superior than manlet show Uhtred who wears gay bdsm leather shit
Season 4 was terrible. 1 and 2 were great and 3 was OK. Whoever plays Edward is an awful actor. He needs to be replaced
THOSE FUCKING HIPS AAAGGHGHHH
holy fuck, those hips were literally made to breed KINGS
>ywn spread your bumcheeks for steep appa
For me, it'll always be, the West Riding of Yorkshire.
Do you agree with /ourguy/ that ass > tits
>Why, yes, I am an ordained priest who smashes Dane gash on the side. How could you tell?
They always take away the people we love the most.
How full of shit this season is compared to the books? I never read the books but I felt they deviate A LOT, some character made stupid decisions and the plot/pace was all over the place. By far the weakest season.
I want to marry uhtred daughter so bad, she could bully me all day
Read the books. Nobody writes better battle sequences then Cornwell
OOTRIDSUNUVOOOTRIDUVBEBABUH
based beocca.