Average American 20 year old male:

Average American 20 year old male:
>owns 4 bedroom house
>has successful job in marketing or some shit
>will marry within 2 months
>will have 3 children in 2 years
>owns a ford
>owns 2 guns
>works out regularly
>eats meat

Average European 20 year old male:
>lives with parents
>studies useless bullshit at uni
>has had 4 gfs but will not marry until 40
>will maybe have 1 child at 45
>rides the bus
>owns no guns at all
>skinnyfat
>eats oatmeal

Why are we like this?

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Literally only the last 3 for me

Lol no.

>has had 4 gfs
Speak for yourself Chad.

sadly untrue. i don't drive a ford, just a chevy

nice b8

I laught hard

Oh no no no no...

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How do we cope, Eurobros? It appears that we got too cocky...

Americans stayed the same but Europeans grew? When I went to Italy and Spain I was taller than most people I saw and I’m only 5’11