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The Queen has had sex.

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got a stinky willy lads

>italian
all time favourite accent on a woman

obviously the city of london would be the independent part

was having a rougher than usual shag with the mrs earlier and my willy feels sore, specifically the bit that attaches my foreskin to my bellend starting to get paranoid i've broke my cock

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I REPEAT: any posts longer than 4 lines will NOT be read
thank you

russian is good as well but nice choice

Music triple digit IQ people CANNOT enjoy:
>Imagine Dragons
>Maroon 5
>Kodaline
>Passion Pit
>Scouting for Girls
>The Killers

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any homo erectus in

prefer to imagine babies as gaia-autochthonous like adam

Always find it funny that hardcore lefties will defend anyone considered left-wing regardless of what they actually did. They'll defend Stalin even though he purged actual communists like Trotsky. It's all just marketing. Don't expect much more by way of intellectual capacity from commies anyway.

russian is 2nd

hmm hmm hmm

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Been downloading cold war for about 6 hours

Music triple digit IQ people CAN enjoy:
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Massive, massive choon.

UMMMMMMMMM when did i ask

lizzie age 20 was fit af. would have happily given her a seeing to.

look what i found

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If Marge marries Artie I'll never be born

about 5% done then?

Trinity Of Globalist Control:

City of London Corporation – Financial power centre, established in 1067

District of Columbia – Military power centre, established in 1871

Vatican City – Religious power centre, sovereign in 1929

All three are separate states, completely independent of their respective countries.

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can't wait for COD:Cod Wars

>they're talking about """"""shagging"""""" again

Stop this. This is psychological anti-virgin warfare

maybe dont arrest them all

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agree desu hard to look at women and not believe in god

Did you see my post in the last thread? What's a hardcore lefty anyway? Listen, you're not one to judge.

wanking to italian lesbian soccer players

said i wasn't gonna drink but here we are

>Zig Forumstards took over the sneed meme
my burning hatred for those inbreds lies beyond words

What about now though? You dont seriously think she doesn't want a good seeing to tonight. For Queen and country, user.

how the fuck us Cornwall even a thing? how can such a tiny area claim to be unique? weird desu

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A century ago you'd be hanged for saying something like this
I say we bring those days back personally

>Vatican City – Religious power centre, sovereign in 1929
retard

Amazing. Where?

Is Tinder worth it in current year or are there better alternatives?

Ah yes. I remember my conspiracy theorist phase. It was glorious being 16 and cocksure of one's political consciousness

for me it's arsenal's danielle van de donk and manchester united's jackie groenen

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where is BIS?

>stick a new skin on a 15 year old COD game and NPCs rush out to buy it every single year without fail
kek

inbreding

some random thread in the Zig Forums catalog

They’re idiots man. At a certain point its not even ignorance. They literally dont care even when faced with facts

hmmm better alternatives but tinder does have the a majority of bimbo slags if thats your thing

9/11 was an definitely an inside job of some sort

BIS mentioned
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>COD
folc

If you replaced Neanderthal with black person in this video it would still fit perfectly. Well lads we've allowed a race of physically superior men into our society and now they get to shag our women. Great.

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en de oven

Genuinely left baffled and infuriated by my bedsheets lads. The duvet cover is too big and the buttons don't even close together properly. Absolutely shoddy item which makes the chore of making my bed much harder than it needs to be. I fucking hate this duvet cover so goddamn much

It has never occurred to me that someone has coomed inside Her Majesty.

Nigga shut the fuck up. COD doesn't strive to be a groundbreaking work of interactive art. It's excels in being a cinematic blockbuster game which guarantees a few months of fun before becoming old.

>1990s/Early 2000s: Women making a FORTUNE off the whole porn biz
>Late 2000s/Early 2010s: Free porn ubiquitous. Girls like Mia Khalifa makes 12 grand career total despite being the biggest porn star perhaps of all time.
>2019: OnlyFans comes along - suddenly becoming a camwhore is more lucrative than ever and you've got 15 year olds aspring to have that as a career because simps love paying for it again for some reason

how do we get men to stop spending their savings on onlyfans?
our gender is pathetic

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What's the ratio to art hoes to slags? I don't want Deano's future missus I want art hoes and the occasional stressed out workaholic cougar

remembering that time I ordered from the dnm to my mums house in the UK and had mumsy forward them to italy for me

where to buy clothes now?

seething virg
I don't even play video games, just funny to observe

stra*ghtoids are beyond saving

The average far leftist won't denounce any of Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky, Chavez, Castro or Guevara and some of them them you could even include people like Morales, Mugabe or even the North Koreans.

>Listen, you're not one to judge.
No, I'm not one to judge (no human being is) but I am fairly smart.

zalando

mad how only dole runts complain about people buying games like cod and fifa

>superior

m8 I'm African, 6'1" and offensively underweight. I might be the only person here who could lose a fight to mikey.

Mia khalifa is hardly the biggest porn star or all time is she

For me is aphonso Davies’s girlfriend

Based

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it was all 'bout this
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>5 years has passed since the rerelease of my favorite's japanese singer's cds and STILL there are no rips on the internet that I can download
Why the life is so unfair lads?

m&s website
got a jumper from them coming tomorrow :)

like 1:6 if I had to guess
may vary if you are in brighton or something

lads if you want to eat peng then head to your local shop and buy the pure form of the basic common ingredients

ie: white pepper + parsley + onion granules + cheese sauce cooked together in a pan for 3 minutes = better than ANY shite you can get in a chinky or other ethnic place focusing on sauces

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Dole runts are most likely to be playing those games, why would they care?

if gayboys were more chaste then faggots would be equally pathetic
it's just they get cock so easily there's no need

Bizarre theory

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peeper parsley oion and cheese. hows that a meal?

should be protecting your mummers lad not making her an accessory to your crimes, imagine she got sentenced for that

FIFA, 2K, and Madden consumers are far more pathological in this regard.

asos lad. i order tons of shite, keep a few bits, send the rest back. free postage if you order enough, free returns. can't go wrong really.

love listening to women talk about random nonsense on youtube
soothing

Prince Philips main job is to fuck the Queen, provide and heir, he did his job well, 3 sons!

mia khalifa is a liar, her contract was worth £175,000

>African
what country are your parents from

Think about the type of places the Queen has had sex. Palaces and Castles and Stately Homes all up and down the land. Possibly in other places. Her box at the Sydney Opera house for example.

uniqlo

based
arrest them all, no exceptions

>Watch TV show or movie
>Scene where rural/suburban Christian folk are depicted as stupid, annoying or evil
>Look up the film or show on Wikipedia
>Look up its screenwriter's Wikipedia page
>"Early Life"
>......Ah, yes.

Tanzania

i'm still here lads just not posting

Dole runts are literally those games' primary playerbase you absolute spacker. They buy those two and basically nothing else.

think the queen ever gave head or did it doggystyle?
weird though tbqh

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>m&s website
not half cheap is it? uniqlos cheaper than this

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weird cope

lefties are pathetic losers with power fantasies and daddy issues. they despise democracy.

wonder if the queen has sucked a golf ball

mikey is a poof. He'd probably rather you pin him down

/brit/'s boring if you just lurk

cringing at the time i was on coke in amsterdam and was trying to start a conversation with the yanks in our hostel room

what are your thoughts on magufuli
hearing rumours he just rigged his election

>cheap foreign shite
fuck off you drooling spastic
never reply to me again

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tattoos are the mark of the bovine, braindead underclass

Yall realize that there's more to the far left than campus tankies, right?

tinder is worth if you're attractive if you're not just like always it's just an excerise in maschoism

it wouldn't be an independent London, it would be the whole of the south east including the 'folks and hampshire. it would be one of the wealthiest countries in the world.

remember when i first watched that show and told myself i'd never end up like that. 6 years later and here we are

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Course she has done it doggystyle. Phil probably done her up the arse n all

giz a transcript mate

gf caught me sniffing her toes without her consent
has put a household wide ban on toe sucking until further notice

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aha

hope its a great fit and really warm

>y'all realize tha—

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Answer me this. Why do white boys listen to rap and trap music. Sure what the fuck would you know about that.

aren't you the successful milan lad?

just remember saying "alri" multiple times and them not knowing what i was saying and it was weird

Every time kek

Ello
Today I had a poo and I farted a lot but then it was this explosive diarrhoea when I thought it was just you're normal average day to day type of poo. Was quite underwhelmed by the poo actually.... I had some food yesterday that was rather dubious to be honest with you
This week I've had quite the entourage of different types of poos eg. cheeky hard poos, semi hard poos and some runny poos. I guess that's life innit

What about you?

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im the milan lad but dont know what gave you the impression i'm successful

that the one that has the belushi's bar next to it?

cheers x

my gimmick? posting effortless controversial opinions then scrolling down and laughing everytime i see a (You) with multiple lines of text that i dont bother reading

>Y'all

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alri

Campus lefties aren't tankies they're infantile highly emotional oversocialised "anarcho-communist", "libertarian leftist", "Antifa" freaks who hate the USSR and read anarchist rubbish and watch hbomberguy and contrapoints

Real tankies are generally boomers

why's vin diesel eating a burger like a spastic

hostels are always fucking awkward tbf

there’s nothing that makes democracy inherently better than any form of government
in fact, it’s one of the most inefficient and ineffective forms of government
not to mention that democracy, as it exists today, is just a bourgeois illusion of choice