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fany

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imagine those thighs wrapped around your waist and squeezing you until you explode

Who are they?

bloodsacrificesexual

porco rosso is the best lad

half an hour til it's over
nothing happened
BORING

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grave of the fireflies if you want to cry
lupin the 3rd if you want to laugh

women are a bit shallow aren’t they

the duality of (wo)man

Left looks anorexic

He's back

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remember when we all used to stand on our doorstep and clap for the public services every thursday at 8 in the evening

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Just some girls

Keep getting bloated and farting. And some indigestion or heartburn too
Gf needs to stop cooking such rich meals

any drunk man in

what a grim time desu

left looks likes a female 190
right looks fake af

left is peng, right is grim

quintessential American post

just need to say something about BLACKED now, lad

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the untamed mind can truly do more harm that the fiercest foe.

the amount of stabbing pains my mind inflicts on my heart and body is unreasonable

right is clearly up her own arse
left is too skinny
it's over!

the vodkas going to my head a bit but i wouldnt say drunk

abhor violence of any kind
but especially against women and animals

i want to smell

unobtainable slags
semi-obtainable slags (for me anyway)

lol true
I have nearly died of a heart attack about 50 times if my mind was to be believed

its like those anime where they slice them with the sword and they collapse 10 seconds after

Reckon a lot of these and certainly this one is about feeding the nonce hunters egos.

youtube.com/watch?v=yDEuzxyz4qE

is she ok, whats the story

had that false start after the pubs opened and everyone was being too sensible. next time it's going to be a massive session with multiple vomitings. they aren't going to steal my youth from me I tell you.

whenever I’m over at someone’s house my belly cramps and I need to constantly fart and I’m painfully aware of it the whole time and never relax lest I release a WMD

>Lonsdale
kek

rorke is unstoppable

classic noncehunting moment
streamable.com/28opnk

When I drop in Harvey nicks
To shop in Harvey nicks
If I don’t look hardly slick
Or appear hardly fit
The cashier don’t hardly trip
The lady hardly flits
Unless I’m wearing barmy shit or garments that are the shit

remember the first time well, was on /brit/ at the time

this post was me in fact

desuarchive.org/int/thread/120312580/#q120314278

It doesn't

this guy ended up getting off

I think I'm over slags. Need a proper career woman who can look after me.

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>unobtainable slags
depends on circumstances you meet them

if you're just some random in a nightclub, then yes

if you meet because of you're in the same seminar, work place, social club, friend of a friend, then no.

but friend of a friend they'll take a while to open up

what deep intelligent conversation are they having

mumbergs making chicken breast again
fucks sake, might have to threaten to move out at this rate

It does become a power thing especially as a group gains notoriety

I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have built Jerusalem,
In England's green & pleasant land!

>134033685
vf post

The man in the coat on the left.... what's with him?

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its arrest all women man

>career woman
enjoy not having kids and feeling unfulfilled and dying in your 60s from cancer

never heard of him

>can you believe deanos cock was ONLY six inches!!

just winded I bet.

breeder cope

the nonce hunters are all secretly huge nonces themselves

did he kill that woman?

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love the fake police high vis jackets

SEEEEEEEEEETHING

evidence for voter fraud will be here any day now

thoughts on mixed race girls? do you have some sort of mixed race girls tier list you could share?

left looks like a Greek fuccboi in female form 2bf

right is hardly grim la'

ok virgin

i regularly feel the knife of different negative mental states piercing my heart from the lefthand side.

worry about being fired. about being imprisoned. about being societally blackballed. about dying alone.

not quite sure because i can't read japanese but i think this is spray that smells like a woman that you put on the pillow that's not being used on the empty side of the bed

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outta the way femoid fucking shits

no it's fairly normal to have children
you are the ones who are coping and seething

seems like harems are the nature state of human relationships
might tell the gf about this and get her to see my point of view

>>>/yankpol/

kinda like when 'security' at festivals are all the ones bringing in massive amounts of drugs when they're the ones trying to find it

ini

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for me it's having too much coffee and feeling a bit funny

the beast lurks......

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Absolute seethuation you find yourself in

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poverty-stricken breeder
*revs my leased mercedes c300 at you*

her hair looks like a detachable lego hair

>peng
half MENA, half pajeeta

>range depending on how white passing they are
half black

>could go either way
half asian

Next time I’ll come in
In a balaclava
See what she does then
SLAG
SLAG
SLAG

she looks alright until she turns her head and opens her mouth

tfw no tomboy japanese gf

top lass
even these days with all the tattoos she's still peng as

>cope
>seethe
>dilate
>have sex
>get shot
>kys

98% of discourse on Zig Forums since 2017.

omg ,white bois look like this

can’t tell if this is an actual woman or not

>right is hardly grim la'

wouldn't swipe right on her, just something about her looks off. reckon she'd be a bitch

this, some girls just look really artificial and vapid, like you can tell there's no substance to them

ye nice lad i too reckon mena and jeets mix well with whitey especially like when the dad is white cos then you can relate to him a bit better haha curry fever n tha

>half MENA, half pajeeta
would just look like an paki maybe a shade lighter than usual
barely conceive of that as racemixing

>reckon she'd be a bitch

defense mechanism.

how on earth was Elliot Rodger an intel when he was rich and handsome?

hello unironic incel

youtube.com/watch?v=dPyRfguECfo

Kind of a midway between beating him and actually giving him to the police

anyone remember the Trump gimmick

hello!

Remember when Zig Forums created internet culture and wasn't just a cesspool of twitter and reddit shit

SHE is a WOMAN and you will RESPECT her

absolutely kicking off

reminds me of friday nights on the town
remember them /brit/?

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manlet and asian lusting after blonde white girls

hi lads :3

20k students polled. feels good to be in the

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yeah, i’m an incel
what are YOU gonna do about it?

actual coping and seething in real time.

*has a happy family life*
:)

lmao i didnt even go to any lectures this week
0 HOURS!!!

what do British people call these?

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The things that Zig Forums created were pure cancer

chinks just love amd

he was short and annoying and wanted girls out of his league
probably could’ve easily got some Asian girl or less attractive Hispanic or white gf. But he wanted some leggy blonde

please be in romsey

knuckle dusters

*forces you to be yourself*

she has the soulless eyes and man jaw of a yank woman, no wonder you're into her

Bengal mittens

wish it was the same girl

Fistystrengtheners

based. i think I only got at most 2 hours this week

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pastry cutters

I'm not 70 years old

I take a Phil Leotardo approach when it comes to homosexuality

my bad, her genitals don't define her

>she has the soulless eyes and man jaw of a yank woman
we’re more Nordic than you are
keep those jawless shit welsh genes lad

Watched the uncut version lads

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father kino like son kino

it's an up and coming tech hub lad

No. You're just engaging in pretend rejection of someone whom you immediately resent out of a fear that they might reject you in the first place. It's a way of protecting your ego. Don't worry, women also do this so you're not alone.

The grapes aren't sour

Hey that was the quickest 100k deaths just there.
Is it getting bad or something.

and I bet you ironically go to a better Uni as well because they don't give a fuck about attendance.

only shit tier unis care about attendance.

If you count stair lifts and electric tin openers as tech then yes

have a bit too much sympathy for shit humans i think
might be one of those so-called socialists who doesn't believe in personal responsibility

i didnt go to any lectures this week
cos i graduated 3 years ago!!!!!!

left is more peng though

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i legit don't have a tiered list.

but I think middle east can be god tier if they have some Eurocentric looks

I went to a shit tier uni at 28 and they talked about phoning our parents if we didn't attend lol

Dirty deeds, done with sheep

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did a interview at a military R&D contractor there also IBM has a campus

yeah theyve not emailed me once about my attendance
had 32% in my first year
no idea what it is now lol

YIKES

yeah now you work at some shite dead end job or leech off the government
good job

good to see we have a fully qualified internet psychologist among us

>yet posts on brit

Post your washing basket or fuck off.

Need Alex Jones (female) to compliment my willy in Welsh

why do brits all have that haircut like that kid that dies in Dunkirk
look like actual dick heads

you should write one up la im sure people want to hear your opinion on the matter n tha i know i would

I remember when you could stick a disk into your console and play a game straight away instead of waiting two hours for downloads, installation, and patches

Le sigh

kek this is me

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you underestimate how ugly i am