Nordic cuisine BTFO by ancient china woman
Nordic cuisine BTFO by ancient china woman
Xavier Williams
Cameron Perry
frenchies need to hang
Lucas Sanders
>Creative director: Ashraf Ismail
>Credited writers: Darby McDevitt, Kristen McGorry
Wyatt Baker
I didn't know they had MSG in medieval times
Noah Sullivan
>Chinese people disliking foreign things
Seems legit
Nathan Lewis
r-rotten fish is an acquired taste
Michael Mitchell
including french brownies
Cameron Kelly
>Ashraf Ismail
>Nationality: American
Ayden Davis
She doesn't want to eat nordic fish she wants to eat nordic dick
Hunter Morris
>literally managed to wiggle in “AYYOO WYPIPO NO SEASON DEY FOOD NEED DA SPICES N SHIIIEEEEEET LMAO” into an 8th century anglo-saxon setting
Fucking wish Ubisoft really was taken hostage today.
Austin Thomas
frenchies hired him for diversity points
Bentley King
Cope
Kayden Baker
Fuck off, Yanali is precious you evil anglo saxons kidnapped her. Nordic good guys saved her
David Martin
It's really not hard. Nordic cuisine has always been abysmal. Back in Viking times Northern Europe was uncivilized tribes too you can't expect such primitive people to have a complex culinary skills.
Jack Baker
He made black flag so he's based. Still my favourite pirate game
Lincoln White
tbqh the game is diversity done right. All the non-nordic or non-saxons have an explanation for being there and aren't forced. The two middle eastern characters are assassins who sigurd met while he was traveling the world, and they are the ones who establishes the assassin lore, and carries on the faction killing from Odyssey and also teaches Eivor assassin shit). Plus they're likable.
The one thing I laugh at though is how the two middle eastern characters Basim and Hytham are portrayed as looking whiter than ANY of the Greeks did in Odyssey lmao
Anthony Morgan
>Back in Viking times Northern Europe was uncivilized tribes
no wtf
Grayson Kelly
Yeah you were you fucking snownigger. Tribes wallowing in mudhuts.
Nathan Peterson
>mudhuts
What? Do you realize how dumb the concept of a mudhut is in this climate?
Dominic Parker
We had Kings and land ownership way before vikings were even a thing.
Carson Gray
That's basically a mudhut Sven, same technological level.
Michael Morales
Not really
Nicholas Davis
SEETHING
Nicholas Edwards
Whatever you say snowmonkey
Elijah Cook
weird
Josiah Bell
>literally posts a mudhut
Daniel Flores
Ignoramus
Blake Thomas
It's wood, though
Sebastian Ross
Nords literally put lye on their fish and ate it, my cope detector just had an overflow error.
Jayden Gonzalez
take a bite, m8
Grayson Long
Ubisoft is too spicy for you mate, simple as...
Luis Martin
In fairness, nordic cuisine is fucking disgusting and I eat chinese food like my life depends on it