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Saturday slags edition

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why is housing in the uk so bad ?

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Would all six

>Mad how some lads in here think shagging is hard.
>The average lad on Tinder can shag easily.

@ other chess lad
only aborted one after several minutes of no action from the other player

tonight's dinner is: tesco finest microwave meal

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Only known one chad looking lad in my life and he always shagged fat girls.

Can't hear you o'er the sounds of Diwali crackers >v

Brits are a feeble slave people and do not aspire to anything above cupboard sized dwellings

babestation daytime

Based

yeah one of my mates only shags flabsters and he's really promiscuous

Do you enjoy driving? I personally find it to be a chore.

remember when we were all mad at Iceland a few yrs back after their volcano stopped everyone from flying for a bit haha

depends

the act of driving is enjoyable but I detest having to drive to toil. literally unpaid work.

used to like it now its become a chore and dont drive anymore

the dinner

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I'm learning but the girl im seeing drives me around everywhere anyway
mostly because of that desu it starts making you feel like a wanker after a while

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I enjoy driving people crazy on 4channel

Fat girls give the best blowjobs and that's a fact of life

Homo

Thinking about wanking but I know I shouldn't.

>flabsters

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I dont like commuting but I do generally enjoy a nice drive

might poo

FEETA

just is

>literally no toilfu until december
>and thats if locky doesnt get extended
its over

really irritable today
DO NOT TRY ME

no space

*pokes you*

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*sniffs*
who has been eating prawn toast?

AHHHHH!!!!!

yeah just got back from a nice drive

correct term: slampigs
better term: flabsters

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How has this happened when 100 years ago we owned a 1/3 of the entire world?

The drive to work was shit since it's early in the morning and traffic could be bad on some days. The drive back from work was nice. Although most of my route was through the countryside so it wasn't too bad. If my commute involved travelling through a congested city, I'd probably just take public transport instead.

slampigs is too american
we must diverge away from it and embrace flabsters

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never learned to drive. 26 now.

open the fucking pubs

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wahey gotta be home for tea, mum sez
cya in a bit lads

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>25
dunno where to begin even, order some theory book and schedule tests when you start getting it?

Taps you on the shoulder whilst walking away on your opposite shoulder

Just go down to Aldi or something lad and get a case of Budd or Moretti. Noticed no one is touching the Corona

what a mong lmao
no way he didn't break something

this is leftypol's hell

Classic prank this one

i bought an app for theory for 3 quid on the playstore but havent even looked at it in 2 years.

corona need to change their name
that stuff is forever tainted after this virus fiasco

it's just not the same lad

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literally how do you escalate with a bird when sat down