In the 3rd century a Scotsman stopped the Norse hoards from Germanising Ireland and Alba

A sample before the battle

"
Around the king they rise in wrath.
No words come forth: they seize their spears.
At length the sudden clang is waked, on all their echoing shields.
Each takes his hill, by night;
At intervals, they darkly stand.
Unequal bursts the hum of songs, between the roaring wind. "

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I dunno, that sounded quite Germanic if you ask me

Nice try, Ubisoft.
AC Valhalla sucks balls!

Weird how I post in the Germanic language on aGermanic board.
Mong. That's opposite.

Pretty cool.

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in the 15th century an entire army of scots was wiped out by norwegian farmers without a single loss

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>200 innocent peasant scotsmen wander in denmark who spent the previous week starving
>faroese subhuman thinks its good when they get murdered by danes so they can eat their flesh

>300 scots want to join swedish side in the war
>wander through the enemies land to get to sweden and enlist
>surprised when they are stopped on the way

>noo you cant just tell us its wrong to canablises people
Did a SCOTS BVLL breed your mum or something? You always post about Scotland. Must be your mind that's broken from virginity.

get rekt you petty cunt

Did your mum get gangraped by scotsmen or something.
Stop seething.

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seething

>noooo you cant just stop us from exterminating you thats racist!!!

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Vrgn

bare lidt banter mannen

"Dh'fhuasgail an righ an iall o 'laimh;
Dh' fheoraich e le baigh m'a sinn'sre."
Imagine being so cruel you force a woman to such conditions. Though I guess it comes by nature the the Nordic race.

Okej :)

>Vrgn
??

Vowels are i and i

Why would I be a virgin lol? What do you think I said?

3/10 didn't even rhyme

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

You're an aboriginal Swedish male.
I don't speak Nordic..
>rhyme
Romans hated it and its translated, retard

>You're an aboriginal Swedish male.
Says who?

3/10 didn't translate the rhymes
That's like the best part

>AC Valhalla sucks balls!
I can't play a game where the main character (male) is called Eivor. That's my grandmother's name and it's exclusively a feminine name.

Jeg trodde dere sa "inte" i sverige. Er det noen svensker som sier "ikke" ?

it doesnt rhyme a lot.
ossian rhymes when he feels like it.

>Er det noen svensker som sier "ikke" ?
Ja men vi stavar det "icke". "Icke" är ovanligare än inte. Man brukas mest i skriftspråket och bland äldre människor. Men alla känner till ordet.

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Icke på svenska används som motsatsbeteckning, dvs "not"/"non" på engelska; e.g. "icke-vit" = "non-white". Däremot finns det många ställen där vi säger "it" eller liknande, så "inte" är inte universellt.