ITT: Autistic things you do

ITT: Autistic things you do

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I love incest hentai

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>at the gym
>always wear black tshirt
>chalk up my hands before a heavy lift
>slap my chest so I get a white handprint on my torso
>pretend I'm an urukhai from lord of the rings wearing the white hand of Sauroman

I read books

I played persona 5 and I'm pretty much the main character but in real life, so I decided to try out things he did to make friends and get girlfriends.
I started by making a social link chart (like in the game) and writing down my social links. I act dangerous and mysterious like the main character and started wearing a blazer around when I'm outside (I bought a shujin academy pin.)
I'm pretty far in my social link with the girls in the apartment next door, probably 7 or 8 with both of them. I left a calling card too (like in the game) to let them know I was going to steal their hearts. (I know in the game if you date multiple people it's bad but I have until valentines day to figure that situation out).
Discord servers are like mementos, where I can dive in and debate people until I improve the worldview of that server. That's like the public perception meter in the game and I keep track of that too. When I get 100% I think they'll give me Mod on the server.

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when i was in gym class in high school i wore the same t shirt and shorts every day for 2 years and never took them home once to wash them

Does daydreaming all day about things that'll never happen count?

>wrote down every social interaction for a few years to socialmaxx
>write down body functions like shitting(record quality, size, color, etc...)
>weigh my food
>record macros from food
>like trains and memorized 80% of the train stations in the Tokyo area
I know there are more I just dont remember them.

>sleep with my clothes on because cant be bothered with sheets for my bed
>eat the same food everyday
>struggle with daily menial tasks such as doing dishes etc to the point where I get a helper from the state
>remember super small details from comics and books I read 15+ years ago
>get really upset when people say stupid stuff or things that are factually untrue
>still get angry over stupid things have said once over ten years ago
>no one told me that washing the face is part of a normal daily routine so I never did it once until i was 20 when i learned it was a thing
>have never cut my nails with a scissor, instead I pry them off with my other hand when I'm nervous
>can't stand wearing socks, always take them off, even if I'm guest at someone else's
Etc, list goes on

>never let my gf inside the house first in case there's a bad guy inside
>count the clicks on the turn signal
>put cedarwood oil everywhere
>boil 5 eggs, not 4, not 6, always 5
>write fantasy books that I never let anyone read, delete them and begin again
>always wear different colored socks

>wearing a blazer around when I'm outside (I bought a shujin academy pin.)
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I look into the mirror for an hour squinting, pretending I'm chico while humming that boy is a monster

Can't wait till I get a lefort 3 lads

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I daydream half the day. It’s a continues dream. Currently just cured COVID-19 and sent the first manned shuttle to Mars; guess who was the one to take the first step ;)

I get into internet fights and I stim hard at work got into trouble even for humming and pacing when im suppose to be wokring

>put cedarwood oil everywhere
okay, based

how do u even have time for such bullshit?

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Based

I download tv shows only from the 20th century. I avoid everything of this era.

for some reason hre peopel here say "touc hwood" when they don't want something bad to happen and these days whenever i imagine someone dying or something bad happening i find a piece of wood and touch it. if there is wood i touch my head since your head is "wood". it's so weird i wonder if it's just a british thing

>make cat sounds and speak in a childlike voice when I'm talkinh to my parents
>grin and laugh when there is nothing apparently funny happening around me
>hold things and move them around when I am talking to someone
>rock back and forth in my chair
>peel my lips until they bleed
>daydream all day
>only wear plain gray or black shirts
>shave my head and face bald
>talk to myself but in random words instead of coherent sentences and make weird noises
>spin around
>talk to my parents from the perspective of my cat or my dogs
>make weird arm movements and sometimes find myself sort of frozen in an awkward stance and then I snap out of it

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It's a thing here too and I do the same thing. If there isn't any wood available to touch I imagine a tree and swallow to get my wood dose

>>talk to my parents from the perspective of my cat or my dogs
Very based

You 2 heathens need a crusade

I wash my hands obsessively

if you neet to touch wood in england you touch your head because it's liek a joke you are dumb and your head is made of wood

Based daydreamer, I do the same thing. I've been a dragonrider for the last 3 months or so.

I couldn't do that, what if you jinx yourself and become stupid? Sounds scary

>>talk to myself but in random words instead of coherent sentences and make weird noises
kek i do the exact same

i have a really autistic habit of imitating the speech of whoever is speaking to me. whatever accent or meter you speak in, i'll match it. i'm not even sure what my own speech sounds like, whenever i am made to introduce myself i always have this vaguely affected monotonous delivery until i fall into one of my memorised speech patterns that seems most appropriate for whoever i am talking to. i'll also try on seven fucking different outfits before going down to check the mail

He said autistic not based

Have you played What Remains of Edith Finch?

wtf its a thing here too

You see one, you've seen 'em all.

I also love daydreaming, but my daydreams are more like a chaotc mess and "preparing myself" for the fall of the humanity instead. Like, I imagine we are kidnapped or something, and how could I kill the guard if the only thing that is free is my mouth. Or having biomechanic bodyparts, etc...

No, is it related to daydreaming? I’m wuite interested looks pretty neat so far. But honestly this shit is more of a curse. Sometimes my mind will just wander and I wil lose focus on more important matters. It was not this severe a couple years ago...

Hello this is the same user here. I forgot one.
I speak with some sort of weird made up accent. People always think I'm from somewhere in Europe even though I was born and raised in America. They usually guess that I am German or Russian or Bosnian.
I don't do it on purpose. I don't know how to talk normal. In my head when I am talking I think I have a normal American accent, but when I hear a recording of my voice it sounds bizarre. A lot of people also think I'm really high or have brain damage. One time when I was working in a warehouse one coworker asked if I lived in some sort of mental facility.

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It's a very good game and it's pretty short, and there is one specific segment about daydreaming that's very well done.

That sounds more like OCD than autism.