How come Germany has so many good philosophers?

How come Germany has so many good philosophers?

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Master race desu
They also excel at music.

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bad weather=more time indoors to come up with crazy shit

>good

>good

There was a poem, I can't remember the name, but it basically said that Germans were naturally free thinkers.

serious question by the way,
is hegel dead in the current philosophy scene or is he still relevant

autism also german philosophy is excessively pedantic. The greeks were right with "I know that I know nothing"

Read Peter Sloterdijk, the greatest philosopher of our time

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>we live in spheres, guys
>we look out into the world from a cupola

>I'm so clever because I pretend whole philosophical texts are just one silly little sentence with no substantial arguments
Leaf "intellectuals"
Deep thinking is not for you, retard. Go guzzle some more maple syrup and let the adults talk.

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osho btfo him
but op like hegel so i dont want to hurt his ego

i don't have the attention span to read things like this. How do i acquire it?

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pick any french or anglo philosopher at random and he'll be better than all germoid philosophers put together

don't read it stupid nigger.
he just acts and sounds smart

fuck.
but fall for the philosophy scam if you want to sound intelligent

hegel actually is just shitposting, nobody understands him

i don't read philosophical things in general. Makes me feel like i'm in school.

Then why were Germans such subhumans before the 1000 AD?

this so much

The Oxford University Press has a series called A Very Short Introduction. They're all about 150 pages each, and they have one for most of the important philosophers among other subjects.

Total lie. Leafoids are some of the most vile scum on this planet.

>150 pages
>short

people from Germany are like a forest

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150 pages is literally 2.5 hours reading max (if you're slow like me)

you can read that in an hour

fuck that

>osho
The Indian cult leader?

Germans had zero towns or cities of their own before 1000 AD.

Based. Reading is for faggots.

i read. Just only about ww2 weapons and vehicles.

Fag.

t. attention spanless zoomer

A*glos can't philosophy and pretty much every French "philosopher" besides Descartes is just a pseud aping Germans like Heidegger or Nietzsche.

*dabs on plato and creates modern philosophy*

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>Hamburg
>Bremen
>Magdeburg
>Paderborn
>Munster
>Hildesheim
>Halberstadt
There. Several German cities founded before 1000 AD. And those ones aren't even that old.

>Dabs on Hume
>Actually creates modern philosophy

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These were all villages user you fucking German muh ancestors faggor