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pig edition

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just smoked a big rock of anesthesia it was so lit bros now im actin' a foo

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Checking into rehab tomorrow

woah that thing is weird

Why is linking to other boards so hard for people lole...

What is wrong with women?

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looks like a baby tapir

anything off the trolley dears?

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Not the guy that you were talking to, but opiates are, by far, my favorite class of drug.
I've stopped using them since I no longer need them for pain, but it's like happiness in a pill/liquid. It just makes you content and happy.

A hapa gf pls

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She seems friendly at first but doesn't stay your friend for long.

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gonna start trying to convince my mom that i want one of these as a pet and how i think i could breed them and see how long it takes for her to crack and be like "o-ok just keep it in the back yard" then ill be like "lol i never wanted one of these weird ass things as a pet you dumbass" this is whats called the long trole

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gimme dem flavored beans

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Better question is what's wrong with Varg
>murderer
>destroys ancient structures
>LARPs as Gandalf the white
>just an overall bad dude

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This dudes setup is all weird he has a russian jeep with german camouflage painted on it and then he sometimes larps as a German soldier and other times he wears Soviet gear he needs to make up his mind.

WHY MAKE /CUM/? WHY NOT JUST /CU/ NO MEXICAN EVER COMES HERE

but which flavour
we've got every flavour bertie botts

to be fair, behind everyones waifu its usually a man. do you think its women drawing all of these iconic waifus? im sure its some... but its mostly japanese guys. every great waifu was drawn by a japanese guy, and now days, every vtuber is a japanese guy.

ill drop one more "japanese guy" for the road.

Very true. I took opiates for pain for two years, there were a few "mishaps".

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because the word Cum is hilarious but CU sounds like "See you" which reminds people of "See You later" which would psychological condition people to not post here meaning ded threads. meanwhile, everyone loves cum and thinks its hilarious. its just a better word.

Im Mexican sweaty

>they closed the roads into DC
Boooo

Someone makes this post every thread and are always proved wrong

doesnt arry po'ah have a chinese wife or something

WWE is dumb, anyways.

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here i am staring down a bottle
just like every tuesday

brian, it's thursday

oh boy

>youre a sweaty mexican

take a shower

Fuck you, post physique I bet I could beat you up in any kind of combat.

>>murderer
Wrong, it was a just killing.
>>destroys ancient structures
Completely rational action according to his coherent worldview. You may not agree with him, but he was not acting irrationally. Things do not have value just because they are old.
>>LARPs as Gandalf the white
He doesn't.
>>just an overall bad dude
Not an argument.

You're a soyboy and probably an Urkelkin or circle.

the mixed bag will do

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is it legal to hire a maid to be a breast milk cow

DE DONDE ERES PUTITO UN TIRO O QUE PENDEJA YO TE PAGO EL AVION CUANDO QUIERAS Y LUEGO UNOS TACOS Y VAMOS A UN HOTEL PUTO O QUE TE DA MIEDO???

they're cool until you discover the okapi and babirusa

what ever happened to kevin the mexican is this kevin

Proposed to the gf in Morse code

No, he goes to a dance with an asian girl or something, but he marries his friend's cute sister.

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>vomit flavored jelly bean
>rotten egg
>booger
>dirt
>dog poo
>earthworm

jesus christ british jellybean flavors sound terrible

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Okapi is cool

Yeah that's kevin

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people earlier were freaking out when i said chinese people are brown

Smelly pencils

>Not him, but there's a plethora of reasons.

The only valid reason is being stupid.

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>5th November 2003
>Go to the local park with my dad to see the Guy Fawkes' Night fireworks
>Have Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans that I didn't even know existed
>Walk back home and look, transfixed, at my breath in the chilly night air
>Here that AS Monaco have beaten Deportivo La Coruna 8-3 in the Champions League
>Can't wait to talk about it with my friends at school the next day

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one day, the world will be renewed
and these disgusting things will not happen

ups & greta thunbergs?

*Hear that

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Hahahaha, it's Jason!
The dumbest motherfucker to ever grace this thread. Of course you'd approve of Varg. You can only expect so much from an unemployed, unskilled, uneducated loser that lives with his parents in his mid-twenties. Are you going to LARP about being a WH40k assassin, again? Explains why you'd defend Varg's LARP.

>Hahahaha, it's Jason!
>The dumbest motherfucker to ever grace this thread. Of course you'd approve of Varg. You can only expect so much from an unemployed, unskilled, uneducated loser that lives with his parents in his mid-twenties. Are you going to LARP about being a WH40k assassin, again? Explains why you'd defend Varg's LARP.

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I know, a car like that and the old yid's still scouring for pennies on the floor like a common tramp

they aren't, guy is just dirty from not taking a shower

early 2000's were funny

>Are you going to LARP about being a WH40k assassin, again?
I think I missed this part of /cum/ lore

>Hahahaha, it's Jason!
>The dumbest motherfucker to ever grace this thread. Of course you'd approve of Varg. You can only expect so much from an unemployed, unskilled, uneducated loser that lives with his parents in his mid-twenties. Are you going to LARP about being a WH40k assassin, again? Explains why you'd defend Varg's LARP.

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Just won a debate.

irl vs profile picture

I am very stupid. The pain is hard to deal with.

truth

some chinese are light skinned when they're indoors all day, but they go to the beach dressed like pic related because as soon as their skin is kissed by the sun they look like congolese

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Greta is so hot bros I wanna cuddle with her

Bullied Jason for being an unemployed fuckwit and he responded to the effect of "I am a vindicare of the officio assassinorum".

Go to a hospital then, let them help you

posted in the old cum
gross
going to buy wireless over the ear earbuds so i can listen to stuff at toil on the dl
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hmm

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I don't trust the evil brainsucking doctors

Wasn't me hot stuff.
Plus, shit like this means you automatically surrender in any discussion whatsoever. It's embarrassing.

>at toil
> 99999
nice

what kind of "toil"?

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extremely based

It's OK, a braindead person like you has nothing to worry about. You got nothing they could suck out of you.

>Wasn't me hot stuff.
>Plus, shit like this (You) means you automatically surrender in any discussion whatsoever. It's embarrassing.

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ups & downs
you silly

cat did a pee on my bath robe when i was in the shower

unironically me in the pic
jesus im so tired
BUT

tell me something reasonable

please dont punish
reward for good