ah yes the welsh """"""LANGUAGE"""" edition
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Brody Hall
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Adam Scott
Logan Hughes
just found out im gay lads
Jackson Brown
Owen Anderson
are bring me the horizon cool or not i could never tell
Joseph Gonzalez
The year is 2045. England lives under NORDIC RULE. All English """men""" are sissified. English women live to serve NORSE BVLLS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to Britannia's SCANDINAVIAN FUTURE. John Smith remembers life before the invasion – before the government-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of Ny Danelagen, where he hides his beautiful anglo step-sister Olivia from the clutches of the brutal Viking Raiders. As musclebound nordic soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile English women, John will stop at nothing to protect sweet Oliva's purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, John gives his tender twink body to a gang of pitiless ALPHA Norwegian soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy John prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies. Acclaimed pro-trans author James Davis presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interethnic man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The NORD BVLLS have their way with John's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds. Experience the true power of Norwegian bulls in viking military gear. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of NORSE FUTURE, the first book in James Davis’ brand new series.
Matthew Young
are you a big guy for men?
Aaron Edwards
lol state
Lincoln Anderson
tbf sleepwalking is a tune
Thomas Mitchell
grow up
Gabriel Cruz
why do all women become intolerably annoying when around other women
Robert Myers
Yeah might start learning a language. My German teacher said I had a natural ability for languages but I think he was trying to bum me.
Adam Taylor
welsh - survived
gallic - survived
thousands of brown languages - survived
Scots - died
how? and why? did the scots just not like it or did it not really exist?
Cameron Bennett
viking 'culture' is the most revisionist bollocks there has ever been
as bad as scottish 'culture' and braveheart etc
Jeremiah Flores
Alexander James
competition
Daniel Fisher
David Garcia
because its a meme dialect that doesnt really exist
Carter Miller
hate how it's dark all the time in winter
also hate how hot it gets in summer now
grim all round
Benjamin Smith
The greasy and pungent fanny of Charli XCX
Adam Cook
for me its her arsehole. wish i could see it.
Thomas Diaz
>$
FOY
Nicholas Hill
this
Justin Martin
egg
Brandon Baker
does beg the question
recreational drugs typically lifts mood, but SSRI's typically neutralise mood
why is one better than the other
William Anderson
takes me about 2 weeks to get used to the early darkness but eventually it settles
Zachary Lewis
Xavier Morris
Hahaha. If your just doing it for the sake then do latin or anglo-saxon since either will improve your english skills
Long or short story?
Juan Myers
>recreational drugs typically lifts mood
he isnt using it recreationally though.
Angel Barnes
*storms into thread on a dirtbike firing mud everywhere and on everyone*
ri lads
Henry Stewart
That's the ol' insomnia sorted then
Caleb Smith
Scotland has only become a 'country' relatively recently before that it was full of lots of different languages and dialects. All the brave heart shit is literally propaganda from Nats, the central belt helped with the Highland clearances. Gaelic was mostly spoken in the North and it was squashed during the clearances.
Adam Cook
The longest possible story with all the fixins.
Bentley Richardson
GET IN DE LAAAADDS
Adrian Roberts
Scots are sissies for the English
Jack Baker
*pokes a metal rod through the spokes and sends you flying head first into a wall*
'ri
Anthony Hall
somebody's cheered up
Joseph Wright
how's tricks la'
Sebastian Gomez
The chad norn
The virgin scots
Jacob Thomas
stop calling it the n' word
start calling it the 'igger word
Dylan Watson
Fuck off Mark
Landon Wright
twenty something twitter normoids absolutely gagging for the vaccine
wat
Luis Hernandez
Yep, its wank time!
Justin Long
siri, play chase and status
Jaxson Foster
nontrigger?
Nathaniel Perry
Mason Diaz
conceive the aroma
Nicholas Moore
twitter bugmen being twitter bugmen? shocking news
Carter Rogers
youtu.be
anime with english songs in the opening are always so kino
Logan Butler
*URGENT* question: why isnt Jesus' surname "Godson"?
that's plot hole imo, the the saints and angels and shit really fucked up when they named him "Jesus H. Christ" rather than "Jesus G. Godson"
i dont know.. this is FUCKED UP but... im starting to think that Jesus wasn't really the son of *GOD* and was just LARPing. fuck, man. maybe the jews were right. the father of Jesus was just ptobably some arab guy called Mr. Chris. i mean, think about it. there is no. fucking. WAY. that the son of God didnt have "Godson" as his surname. think about it logically - god is infallible and does not make mistakes - HOWEVER - missing the opportunity to name your son something cool as FUCK like Godson and naming something LAME AS FUCK like "christ" is COLOSSAL mistake and since GOD doesnt make mkstakes, then he couldnt have possibly named Jesus, and if GOD didnt name jesus, it means ONE of TWO things:
#1. he's a deadbeat who couldnt even be arsed to name his own son so Mary did it and called him "Jesus H. Christ" because shes a fucking idiot. apparently women have always been fucking mongs.
OR
#2. this so-called "Jesus" guy was full to the grim of shit and was not the son of God. he was the "son" of GOD about as much as a turnip or a dyiny ethopian child. which is to say that he definitley is NOT the son of God
what do you lads reckon? i refuse to believe that GOD, *my* GOD, *our* BIG strong beautiful GOD would name his only son some gay shit like Jesus H. Christ. theres no way. Gods too Chad.
also, jesus' middle name being something that begins with an H implies that Mary was cucking God with a guy whose name starts with H because guys are usually given their rathers name as their middle name, so it God was the TRUE dad, then Jesus should be called "Jesus GOD Godson", or Jesus G. Godson for short.
this is a pretty FUCKED UP situation and im having quite a spirtual crisis over here. please help me. please tell me that jesus was real. please explain why god gave jesus a lame name
Luke Gray
mental how at the beginningg of the pandemic it was the right wing types calling for lcokdowns, travel bans from china etc and the lefties reeing and saying no
but then trump and boris were like yeah its fine we dont need lockdown and now its the most deadly shit ever and liderally annudah shoah
Liam Rivera
bet rich men pay a lot of money (thousands) for pictures of famous singers arses and fanners
Jayden King
Sex tits arse fanny cum
Nathan Bell
your finest standard length cigarettes please, shopkeep
Gabriel Roberts
lay off the fentanyl mate
Andrew Cooper
critical thinking died a death
i didnt think the uk was gonna vaccinate anyone under 40
Jayden Moore
Ryder Clark
Moni looks like THAT?
Cooper Torres
dumb roastie cant even sit on a chair properly smdh
Carson Robinson
>that lad asking how much benefits I'm on as I'm going to give doxxable info like that
'no'
Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Young
that was like 4 hours ago
Jordan Ross
i miss tay
Cameron Price
Jaxon Parker
4 fuckin McDonald's deliveries are you mental
Jaxon Carter
rate my lunch
Landon Lopez
wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong annnnnnd WRONG *presses button* EHHHHH
Cooper Flores
PSA to all /brit/posters:
less of this more of this
Cameron Morales
In the 16th century Scotland became Protestants and many of the Protestants were trained in England so came over and opposed using Scottish in their writings then when James VI moved to England he withdrew all government support from Scots so now it only existed in lower council records, diaries and other similar things. In the 18th century Scottish upperclasses became English speaking and scorned Scotland often leading to much conflict but resulted in Scots nearly entirely disappearing except from common life along with the Church switching to English in preaching.
By the mid 19th century schools now taught exclusively English and told Scottish was a corrupt form of English that needed to be removed. This went into the scottish mind where most now are all anti-scottish no matter what they do.
Angel Lopez
What has Matt Hancock's handling about any of this made you think he wasn't going to be an absolute mong about it.
Julian Diaz
take
the
piss
Luis Ramirez
funny you respond now.. I posted that hours ago, closed /brit/ and have literally just come back haha
so how much lad, roughly?
Connor Carter
leave it on reddit next time
Jack Thompson
Dominic Bennett
phwoar he's on one today
Liam Gray
won't
Blake Anderson
in the thirtieth year of haggis yadda yadda yadda...
Elijah Cruz
just on basic jsa. his mummy pays for everything else
Carter Brooks
Exhausted and it's not even noon
Camden Taylor
did the man post a sopranos screenshot
David Stewart
Doing a think on the importance of the Carmine character and how he's one of the only high profile guys to make it out of the show alive.