/brit/

how did we go from this

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this desu
I feel physically ill when the ol' 'xiety gets bad tbqh

If you're legitimately handsome you could at least get laid no matter how autistic you are

sent toilberg a dickpic
except it wasn't my dick
or even my toilberg

i could never imagine having that conversation with my mum jesus
but my mum is a based muslim and therefore dishonouring herself is out of the question

TO THIS??!?!??!

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just watched a porn and the bloke did a yoda sound so I had to turn it off

What's the best dating app for datingtoil?

used to have an autistic flatmate in uni halls and i didnt even notice until he told me
just thought he was a bit blunt and shy

what are these shorts called

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fuck off

there's this one bloke who does chewbacca sounds when he cums tbf

poor planning by Railtrack and years of lacking investment.

I fucked yer mum, just lifted her burqa up half way

volleyball shorts

BBC magnets

youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE
chooooooooooooon lads

literally cannot wank to a video where you can:

hear the guy
see his face at all

just turn it off if any of those happen

youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8

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*goofles volleyball shorts*

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same. never had this before

>gif
fuck off

hot pants, booty shorts

shaow-dear? shaow-dear? it's chowdah!

addendum: include anyone who has ever used the word vibe in the mass-euthanisation

my ex would always wear these and it kinda pissed me off Tbh, hate the high waisted shit

crazy how insecure girls are of their midriffs

Also anyone who hasn't had sex by their 21st birthday

just vibing

ngl lads i thought trump was just being a big baby but im watching this pennsylvania state hearing live and its unbelievable the testimony thats being given
actually think this is gunna get messy

vibin lads

'Kin 'ell looks like it was made by an Indian lad on fiverr

i like it when the pornstars kiss x

literally me reading /brit/
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1606332064195.webm

He lost. Get over it

armpits too damp to put on antiperspirant. fucking humidity

youtube.com/watch?v=LUwj1-1-M1Q
Lads...

I unironically lost my V when I was 20 years and 11 months old
Nice to know I'll be spared

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Vibrating my chakras

trannies get the rope
bump my ass faggot

not clicking that virus

Women arent funny.

No idea what im doing. Fracture toughness. Yield strength. What the fuck are those fuck it im going back to the warehouse

mental how europeans listen to music that sounds like this unironically
youtube.com/watch?v=udCuNsweGc0

4 degrees here kinda chilly

literally me reading /brit/

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mmm hmm... yeah... cool... yeah... right...

That's fucking freezing

having a vibe

Woah peng

oh yes he definitely lost but some of the testimony is pretty compelling
just had a whistleblower on who not only had witnessed mail voter fraud but had evidence of them trying to tell the district attorney about it before election day only to be harrassed/threatened

>30 years old
>finally think I'm noticing signs of receding hairline

So death comes for all of us

shan't be clicking play on that

you will never be a real woman faggot trannie fattie

My best friend is moving to Preston in a few weeks from NYC to begin an academic program. He knows nobody and has never been to the UK.

How would you describe Preston and the surrounding area to an American? What are the people like? Anything cool to do?

I asked a friend in London and all he said was “I don’t know much but it is known as a very working class town”. As an non prestonian, I have no idea what that means lol. What are your thoughts?

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president fart lmao

For me, it’s Peter Shilton

going to get my fish pie and chips out t'oven

that's t shirt weather you poof

reckon I'd beat any of you lads in chess even though I've no idea hows its played. I'd just bored after 2 minutes and decide this is bullshit and heem you and/or break the board over your head, thereby being the clear victor

>tfw full head of hair with nary a sign of recession
>starting to grey
Might start dyeing it, can't cope getting old

and you fren :3

I always feel sorry for yanks moving to the UK
I dont think they quite understand how everything is a decaying 50s terrace with every town being nothing but Costa/Wilkos/Subways

Almost time for wisdom tooth extraction toil

would kick the living shit out of you

How is that lad's bet doing?

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that doesn't count!!!!

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hate the same shitty chains being in every city in the UK

remember spending a week in the highlands and went to inverness and it barely felt any different to being in nottingham, leeds or any other pokey little shitty provincial city

mad how people used the word based when they've never even listened to lil b

lol

hinge, dunno about NZ though reckon dating apps were always grim in AK. Always saw birds from school and felt embarrassed

when I was working in a royal mail sorting office at 16 I met this american guy working there too on minimum wage

turned out he came with his girlfriend from Manhattan lmao, must have been so grim

how do you eat

anxiety? ahahshahaha are you joshing me lmaooo how is anxiety even real loooooooooooooool

i used to listen to him
youtube.com/watch?v=wYp1pwv_Ouw

liked that one did you dwight?

i parked in preston once and had all 4 tyres slashed

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>lil b
who?

साला

images that make you ill

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good to see the runts have calmed down from this morning

got bullied on reddit lads

What does it even mean?

my utterly greng tea:

50mg THC gummy
tesco ham and cheese sub
fridge raiders southern fried chicken bites
lucozade tropical
2x reese pieces
kinder bueno
strawberry laces pencils and lips
Tuc cheese crackers

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trinidad and tobago? i hardly know her!

youtube.com/watch?v=I_NQ9wQo0m8

comfy choon

OMG SOME POST AISCHA TWITCH BEFORE I COOM EVERYWHERRRREEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=HBQ2mjkvYY8

this is the only good lil b song though

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*growls and flails about*

feet are sore from how much i've been walking but going to be doing another 13 miles tomorrow, not sure what i should do

no stream until tomorrow little fella

*uncages* be free 190

Watching that youtube channel about paki tribesfolk trying out random shite lads

What now?

this post is triggering to my anxiety

*crumbles a digestive in my hand and sprinkles it over the cage*
eat

the pie of fish

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Ohnononono
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>anxiety

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the instrumental is a choon
youtu.be/TlNZkjR35DI

Grim

i was absolutely mad about football from like 2004-2010
now i just don't care
i swear that era had the most passion

goes without saying doesn't it

lost its original meaning since Zig Forums nabbed it too lol

is this the youngs one? I just eat it out the paper tray after microwaving

youtube.com/watch?v=jEVrWGwFCMo

this is one gay ass nigga

How much did it cost lad??

nah mines spar own brand

dilate and 41% yourself fattie :^)