Has anyone dated a Jewish girl? What’s it like?

Has anyone dated a Jewish girl? What’s it like?
I find the female Jewish-American accent really hot, and I want to marry into a Jewish family because they have so many connections, not like the global conspiracy thing but I know I’ll get access to a good doctor, lawyer, or dentist.
I live in northern Wyoming so there’s no Jews and I’m also Moroccan so my chances are probably really slim, also I’d rather not visit Israel I’d want one from the U.S. or Europe.
What’s your experience with Jewish women?

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>the female Jewish-American accent
any examples of this?

How on earth did a moroccan end up in northen wyoming?

half of them act like JAPs (jewish american princesses) half of them are well educated family-oriented people
dating them is like dating any other if theyre not religious
you do not have a chance with the religious ones
>t.jewish american

I grew up in Denver which is the closest major city, I became a truck mechanic, I found work in the oil fields of wyoming, the oil company laid off a bunch of workers (me included) so I found work in another town and now here I am

>you do not have a chance with the religious ones
not even if he were to convert? do they only accept born Jews?

you can convert, even for the religious ones, but you wont do that. we have laws thats say we have to deny you 3 times. on the fourth time we'll let you convert but it still takes years. if i wasnt born a jew i would never. very few jewish women are worth it anyway.

How religious are we talking? I don’t want some non-practicing atheist bitch but I’m also not looking for an orthodox girl(speaking of which I’ve only seen males wear weird shit, wtf do Hasidic women dress like?) I want a Jewish girl who goes to temple, I’m cool with converting if necessary, yet is totally fine with me drinking on the weekends or cursing

Please breed our women with your superior moroccan seed

I see; sounds like a bit of a hassle indeed

if you just want a reform or conservative girl its easier. reform is the easiest, you probably dont even have to be jewish. even the not-so-religious jews still like the community and will go to shul fairly often.

hassidic women dress weird too. wigs to cover their hair, long skirts, sweaters even in the blazing summer heat, etc. most are not attractive because they dont value it. its actually kinda funny. theyre really uneducated outside of jewish law so people had to explain to a bunch of them how to have sex because they were married and thought it "just happened."

your best bet is a reform/conservative jew from a major US city

Like this. They sound like Linda from Bob's Burgers. youtube.com/watch?v=MzxkoAFTf-4

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I see. I haven’t noticed a major Jewish presence in Denver so I guess I’d have to try the east coast.
Once EU opens up im visiting family for a (long, long) time in Germany but I don’t think there’s many Jews in koblenz

there's a ton of jews in denver. i dont live there but i know a bunch. its impossible with covid right now. maybe try jswipe. they have a setting that lets you find jewish women willing to meet non-jewish men.

No fucking way I never heard of this

most Jews who live here now are immigrants from the former USSR who came along with descendants of Volga Germans since the 90s
a friend of mine from high school is Russian/Ukrainian and half Jewish, but not religious

all 500k+ US cities have big jewish populations, even some smaller ones. NY and LA are the biggest, but houston, SF, chicago, phoenix, orlando, miami, denver, KC, even omaha have pretty big populations comparatively

Are there many in west Germany?

this thread, lol

i went on a singular date with a jewish grill this year

no not really, altogether there are maybe 100-200k in Germany today I think
historically many of the German Jews lived in the Rhineland and Hesse but since most of them fled or were killed during the Nazi period and today's German Jews are mostly immigrants from other countries I don't think these regional settlements are still the same
Berlin is supposedly popular with Israelis tho

What’s so funny fagit

just checked, the Jewish community in my Hessian city of 160k has 650 members, but 500 of them have roots in the USSR. they have a nice big synagogue, but I haven't noticed any orthodox, i.e. recognizable Jews around.
>this guy who's the head does 15 hours of Torah study per week
that seems like a lot. do regular Jews do that at all?

my grandpa also told me of one that used to organize garbage collection for his town so they actually left him alone. he became mayor after the war.

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15 hours is nothing. haredim do 60 hours every week, sometimes more. they dont work, they just get gibs and study. they are not very self-aware. they dont really realize that working must be done in order to survive.

yeah in my town of 25k there's a small Jewish community too, most ex-USSR immigrants too
the synagogue was newly built, constructed like a bunker just to make sure kek, cops patrol before it too frequently

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damn, that's a lot. I did bible study too growing up but nowadays I can't imagine getting that much out of a text.
they must be interesting to talk to at least.

eh, not so much to me. maybe for someone else, but all they do is learn jewish law. its sometimes the torah but most of what they study is books upon books of archaic law written in ancient aramaic, which is a dead language. they can tell you all sorts of autistic shit about the exact laws regarding payment owing to someone who was gored by his neighbors bull or the legal measurements of a building that doesnt even exist anymore, but they cant tell you about anything else. very weird people.

kek, nice description. kind of fascinating, but the practical applications do seem pretty limited.
maybe they could at least grow some vegetables for themselves, if they're allowed to.

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