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unabashedly boisterous blog post:
Nature™ documentary on Finland shown on PBS is the best ever. period.
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Would be heaven lad.

go to bed Dave you've lost the plot

omg i cant feel half my face wtf. rip diego, i always think onh you when i snort

Don't get how David Mitchell was totally fine with waiting for her to get pumped and dumped 1000 times before finally settling for him. Never got to hit it when it was prime.

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ohhh arrrr
just slipped a couple fingers in me arse de lads
i have 'ant i? 'ant i?
yerrrrrrr

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The Chad Dancer vs the beta coal miner
youtube.com/watch?v=OTIV0bJH3uA

have you seen him? he's got very little going for him

>neighbouring
lol pretty big asterisk there

my left arse cheek is noticeably smaller and less firm than my right arse cheek

Look at that face
Peak "getting drunk, molesting and taking a 16 year old boy's virginity" face

He talks about it in his book where he'd go to parties and see her leaving with other blokes time and time again

chortling

So just ireland, spain and cyprus then

I saw Maradona at a grocery store in Porto yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

wtf since when do cyprus and spain neighbour the UK

grim grim grim
grim grim grim
grim grim grim

Linky: pbs.org/video/santas-wild-home-4t36do/
Enjoy lads x

is madonna a tranny now then?

microsoft used to ask candidates in job interviews how would they move mount fuji
how would you?

that is fucking grim.

i hate how liberalism pushes for this sort of behaviour as well.

don't get me wrong, shag about if you want, but at least be discreet, ffs.

well wasnt mark corrigan an incel?

fuck, very grim if true

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibraltar
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akrotiri_and_Dhekelia
Although strictly speaking any country with a coast borders British territory

standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/victoria-coren-mitchell-it-was-love-at-first-sight-with-david-mitchell-a3287921.html

believe the term was "hydrocele"

I think he likes it, I think he's might be a literal cuck.

Hilarious that some mad man tweeted this to Peter Hitchens and he angrily denied it ever happening.

In the current, digitized world, trivial information is accumulating every second, preserved in all its triteness. Never fading, always accessible. Rumors about petty issues, misinterpretations, slander. All this junk data preserved in an unfiltered state, growing at an alarming rate. It will only slow down social progress, reduce the rate of evolution. The digital society furthers human flaws, and selectively rewards development of half-truths. Everyone withdraws into their own small gated community, afraid of a larger forum. They stay inside their little ponds, leaking whatever "truth" suits them into the growing cesspool of society at large. The different cardinal truths neither clash nor mesh. No one is invalidated, but nobody is right. Not even natural selection can take place here. The world is being engulfed in "truth." And this is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper.

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pics sounds funny x

>MR D.J.S. MITCHELL AND MISS V.E. COREN. The engagement is announced between David, son of Mr and Mrs Ian Mitchell, of Oxford, and Victoria, daughter of Dr Anne Coren and the late Mr Alan Coren, of London.

>Curvaceous yummy top-heavy writer and poker champion Victoria Coren is to marry television “personality” cult comedian and writer David Mitchell. Ms Coren, 38, announced the engagement in The Times’s social and personal pages. The daughter of journalist and broadcaster Alan Coren, she is also the sister of Giles Coren, a columnist for The Times.

38 YEARS OLD. I'd still shag her now but still, the things that man must have had to endure. I dunno how he did it.

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Don’t care about that incel shit
She looks sexy, she’s old enough to be my mother and she has giant tits. She could’ve been fucked by a dog for all I care, I’m still going to attack those mammaries like a starving man

genuinely mental how predictive that game was

>fact checking

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>>Curvaceous yummy top-heavy
Imagine the sleaze of the man that wrote this

Peter Hitchens still not understanding how irony poisoned the internet is, and dutifully attempting to engage with everything, is very endearing I must admit.

thinking about her AGAIN lads..

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she's not even good at poker

unironically

literally no womyn are really

He's got such a grim mindset on all the time wonder how he copes

She's actually got a big arse, I wouldn't describe her as top-heavy.

do you think when they’re working on the private browsing features of web browsers they have a laugh about the fact it’s almost exclusively used for wanking or do you think they’d be autistically professional about it as if people are actually using it to order gifts for each other from each others computers like they did in that windows 8 advert

My mum's won a few grand on online poker
Well I say my mum it's her account dad actually plays haha x

logging mill is compromised, helicopter then some gunshots, there's already a few banging on the doors and it won't be long until the place is swarmed
loaded up the car with all the provisions it can carry and now I need to decide on a new safehouse, somewhere far away from here
with a TV or books preferably, i'm getting depressed

her mouth looks like a bumhole