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cute girls with short hair edition

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for me its chin/shoulder length hair

you'll go down in /brit/ history as one of the worst posters

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contemplating a wank

>Quads /brit/

Auspicious

What would he think of anime and modern japan?

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wonder why samurai are held in higher esteem than knights. is it the foreign term?

need a cosplay gf so that I can shag fictional characters

shamfur dispray

I think it's because the word Bushido sounds cooler and more mysterious than Chivalry. Also, we only see satire of our own culture, so the west sees depictions of honorable Samurai.

sent an e-mail to my boss at 2am right before going to sleep and now I wake up to discover he had replied very comprehensively within five minutes

spooky

I don't understand how adults can not know how to swim
Just move your arms and legs you fucking retard

i think they go all arms and forget about their legs if they're not trained

you wouldnt want to know

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Undertow innit. They can swim they just don't know what to do when you're getting pulled by an invisible current

Do you think Emmett has a prison bf?

kek, I didn't know how to swim properly until I was 13. Once my swim teacher told me to put on flippers, it took less than an hour to figure it out.

hehe

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Just found out that my granddad died and the funeral was last weekend. Neither dad nor my bachelor uncle told anyone else in the family, they just handled the whole situation including funeral arrangements and the burial on their own. What the fuck.

really excited to go shopping tomorrow lads
haven’t been out of town in over a month but i’m going to pop into the city

girl?!

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are those actual names

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>Neither dad nor my bachelor uncle
*The two being his sons

They really can’t swim for shit.

>The Commonwealth of The United States of Australia

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based dad and uncle protecting the family from the pain of seeing a loved one go
unless everyone hated him, in which case they’re based for the opposite reason

when i was 6 i went to lessons, the teacher would hold your head under the water whilst you swam and let you up for breath at each turn(prob 5m pool).learned real fast.

m8, this sounds illegal.

unfortunately not

same, mum promised to drive me to the shop

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not really though is. Not up to others to play God and decide to not tell others about a close relatives funeral

err prob wasnt at the time. no one died or anything, it was just the way she taught. could swim nearly 50m underwater at my best.

But they drown in swimming pools though

Can't sleep

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Remembering the time I almost lost my hand at school - we were making something with wool and I had it tied around my hand too tight and my hand went purple but I was too shy to get the teacher's attention so I waited in line to ask for help

>bro she's a 530 year old vampire

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trying to take a selfie but i always look like a weirdo who hasn't left his house in years which to be fair is not far off the mark
how do normies achieve the "healthy" look

We literally learned about it because a family friend was at the graveyard and noticed the new name on our family tomb. Mum and the rest of the family are currently raising absolute hell over it, they're furious.

Why is it always niggers?
How can you be so fucking stupid you don't know how to swim?
>hurr they don't have access to pools in poor areas
so fucking what, I don't have access to a running track but I still know how to

My best selfies were the lowest effort, unposed ones. All it takes is good lighting and a natural manner.

>"Occupation?"
"YouTube gamer."

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>how do normies achieve the "healthy" look
just put "british"under your pic. pasty and ill looking is normal this time of year

haha same mate, i always look disheveled and exhausted

the unemployed should be executed

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Bossk deserves a stand-alone movie

Find it odd the Daily Mail has a dedicated Australian branch

>family tomb

Hello tarquoid

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Bossk and Snaggletooth buddy comedy with cheech and chong playing the roles.

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How embarrassed are the judge and prosecution going to be when they find out she is actually a 10,000 year old demon lord

just furthers proves that weird the greatest colony

>that one poster who is still fucking around and talking to himself in the old thread when the new /brit/ is already 10 minutes in

it's always a fucking Australian for some reason

i think they're talking about literally human beings porn not cartoon