Croatia – Serbia

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What? Croatia is the only white country with sun and sea, give me a counterexample

Croatia, since I live in it.
I would expect Serbs to answer the same about Serbia.

Croatia because they're like us only darker

Croatia because they mostly support Ukraine while Serbs are Russiaboos

We aren't white. We are Asiatic.

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also dalmatians are brown

Serbs want nothing more than to be Croats, that's why they want so hard to be considered the same people

>croats
austrian stable boys

>serbs
russian stable boys

same shit, different master

Nigga Australia is south Asian
For instance look at this difference between average Australian and Croatian couple

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The average Australian would here be considered both Asian and African at the same time

Doubt.

Also taller and more athletic but yes poland is the closest cunt to Croatia

>both Asian and African
OVR BLOOD BROTHERS...

You haven't noticed that Croats don't even want to be associated with Serbs because they're gypsies while Serbs want to be associated with Croats because they see us as what Serbs could be if not for all the rapes

Both as we are brothers

Do I even need to reply?

Serbia is the only country in the World to which Putin publicly apologized when our foreign affairs spokeseman was rude with their new president.

No. I've noticed our people who care inordinately about this stuff pretending that we are Germany, and their Serb equivalents pretending that they are an empire.
Pretty autistic, but I don't really care about it.

We don't like Ahtisaari but most Serbs don't even know he was Finnish lol. Besides we welcome Americans and Germans pretty well, you'd have no trouble as a Finn. There was a Finnish girl stuck in Serbia during the lockdowns you can find her on youtube and listen to what she has to say, search for something like "finn stuck in serbia"

Serbia

Hmm hard choice..
>military independence or being integrated as a 2nd class military outpost
>independent foreign policy or being ruled by EU/NATO ambassadors
>having legislature in your own capital city or Brussels
>developing good relations with the same people for ~1000 years or developing relations with people who wanted to genocide you a century ago
>existing or not existing in 20th century
>having some sort of domestic industry or being a 666th class cheap labor colony that exists for the sole purpose of toilet cleaning in German factories
Hard choice indeed.

Stay strong bros.

Serbia

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i like serbian music
youtube.com/watch?v=qeAEdU4p5Cg

I hope when NATO pulls out of Europe, all these countries created in 20th century have to go back to Washington DC with them.
Everything east of Berlin should be Russian, everything east of Austria should be Serbian.

Also I want to notice that Serbia is an amazing country with a strong culture. The culture that can withstand all the pressure and be independent.

Also, Serbia is a normal, civilised European country and will be in the EU, eventually.
But not in the shitty EU of today.
In the EU of tomorrow.

CROATS AND SERBS SHUT THE FUCK UP
NOBODY ASKED YOU WHICH COUNTRY YOU LIKE MORE