Do you believe in our Lord, the True Son of God, Jesus Christ, Zig Forums?

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Yes.

Ummmm...I think your mean Protestantism sweaty

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cringe, repent and convert

cringe, become ORDODOX :DDDDDDD

Yes, praised be Christ

ok, real based hours in Argentina

This

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>the italian pagan schizo is here guys, let's pack it up

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yes, he's my rock

You are not roman, Gian Paolo Petrucci

He*, but based nonetheless

Daily reminder: the messiah has not yet come.

I would like to be a child again and march to church on Christmas Eve with candles in hand

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Yes, of course.

emphasis on *yet*

based, I wish I was a child again and I could spend time with the priests praying

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Jesus was a delusional rogue rabbi whose mother Mary was an adulteress and father Joseph a cuckold. His whore mother put into his mind since he was a young child that God was his "real father" and that he was a very special boy. Jesus grew very knowledgeable about the Old Testament, began to believe that he was the "Emmanuel" whom Isaiah spoke of and so he sought to fulfill the prophecies as the Messiah which he studied.

He was an apocalyptic preacher whose teachings were never meant to be written down, in fact, he announced the end of the world as being imminent and told people to give up everything and follow him; he stated that his generation was to witness it all. He was crucified, died and, of course, never rose from the dead, but his closest and most faithful followers convinced themselves of that lie and went on to preach, converting many.

For several decades following the decomposition of Jesus' corpse, stories and legends about him were spread by word of mouth before some of them were selected and written down, thus leading to the Gospels whose anonymous authors mostly copied each other. Then came Paul, an energetic and zealous repentant ex-hunter of Christians who claimed to have a vision, joined the apostles and wrote the bulk of the New Testament, introducing many teachings of his own, hence the term "Pauline Christianity". Without him, Christian theologians would be helpless.

Since Jesus appealed to the uneducated, illiterate and lowly people which constituted the overwhelming majority of the Roman Empire, his death cult spread like wild fire. The roman government, being opportunistic, eventually made it the official religion thus cementing and validating its existence. Due to this, nations grew culturally with Christianity at their core and so it has lasted to this day, aided by theologians' relentless mental gymnastics, colonialism, as well as teachings of repentance, redemption and paradise after death which attract the emotional human mind.

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I was raised Orthodox (not ethnic; parents converted from Episcopianism in the 90s). I want to believe, but can't. I believe Jesus was a real person and in some ways want to be more like him. But I don't believe in the divine claims about him and the Orthodox Church.

I still can't get over the fact that I will never be a Roman Chad cucking and subjugating various inferior civilizations.

stop larping Giovanni

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Btw if you think the apostles were benevolent saints and not lying greedy kikes, here's a story about how Peter murdered two innocents because they refused to give them all their riches. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ananias_and_Sapphira

>stop larping Giovanni

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>LARPagan
>Uses jewish propaganda
Unsurprising cope

This post screams Catholic guilt.

Why can't YAWEH beat a bunch of iron chariots? Because he's just another idol and a fake god

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Yes, I eat his body and drink his blood every week or two

Based proto-communist

that is literally you w/o the Cross and Bible

you really are a schizo holy shit

Yeshua loves you not he's a filthy kike

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>The book that saved the west from barbarity

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Yes

holy shit get a life you schizophrenic

based

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Forgot to sage

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Yes.

based venezualanon

ok keked

yes (unironically)

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why do people pretend they are remotely religious or have strong morals while browsing this absolute cesspit

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Jesus is the opposite of kike
>The word kike was born on Ellis Island when there were Jewish migrants who were also illiterate (or could not use Latin alphabet letters). When asked to sign the entry-forms with the customary "X", the Jewish immigrants would refuse, because they associated an X with the cross of Christianity. Instead, they drew a circle as the signature on the entry-forms. The Yiddish word for "circle" is kikel (pronounced KY - kel), and for "little circle", kikeleh. Before long the immigration inspectors were calling anyone who signed with an 'O' instead of an 'X' a kikel or kikeleh or kikee or, finally and succinctly, kike."[4]

Yes, glory to him.

Mary was a whore

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here's how Jesus actually looks like

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Mary loves roman cocks

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this is my first post here, I don't usually browse Zig Forums but my friend dared me to post here

another schizo wow

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