>come home
>see this in bed
what do?
Come home
I fuck it. There has to be a way to do it.
better than real women
Me: you smell like fish
Her: thank you
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF
fuck, the quintessential germ puss
sex sex sex i need fish pusi
Nice even stubble.
do the dolphin instead
Kek
God damn. Vaginas are disgusting.
put her in tank, film her, send the footage to our science department. exchange her for fortune to researchers.
watched lighthouse recently?
Why her vagina is not centered?
lmao
Fucking looks like the mouth of a lovecraftian monster. How do straightoids do it?
This
straitoid be like hhhhhhhhggggggg
Rape
close your eyes and remember there isn't shit coming out of there normally
EWWWWWWWW NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
it's just the perspective, for one she is not directly facing the camera, second the panties are pulled to the opposite side, which exaggerates it
>mfw my ex thought i was gay for not wanting to eat her out
Jesus Christ just look at that thing
that movie spooped me
they can fall in love with you
release my sperm as aerosol into the air, so that her eggs might be fertilised
still not banned, Janny do your fucking job
the movie is shit, the mermaid showing off her titties, pretty face and massive cunt is the only good part of it all
movie is just a sad american Green elephant knockoff
if she is not happy with that, can't they restore the penis?
They're taking Thanksgiving off