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Same

I saw Maradona at a grocery store in Porto yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

What happened this time?

Madonna died

now that would be sad

Argentina turned 49% white

Is that an improvement?

2021 will be the year for argentina.

It's the 20 year aniverasry of the 01 crysis, time for another one babyeee

*of argentina.

The year the nukes fall and the country finally improves after decades of poverty

They were 99% white. Take it however you want.

I thought they were always delicious olive skinned/ tanned?

More hapa qt3.14s? Sounds based.

>*2021 will be the year Argentina falls
FTFY

>he thinks that a cold will kill argie niggers

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please tell me what do i need to do to emigrate to your country

Dog bless that happens once for all

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money, poor guy

You gotta study the blade and land a sponsorship from a dojo

Waiter diploma.

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Marry me

Argentina really is like the rest of latino america, chimping out because some druggie died lol

Do you have any proof to backup those claims?

Sad but true
We used to be a decent country and completely different from other Latin Americans
now it's the same shit
I blame all the brown people who were born in the last century
they ruined the country