How can i move to Brazil ?

I have 100k in savings and i just want to sniff sexy brazilian girl feet and lick brown pussys for the rest of my life.

How can i do it ?

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100k USD is plenty of money in Brazil, so just move here and announce yourself in dating stuff as a German guy wanting to meet Brazilians and learn Portuguese and stuff like that and girls will flock you like bees and honey.

You won't last a week. Importing brazilian girls is easier than moving here.

how likely is it that i find some desperate brown whore for marriage in 3 months so i get brazilian residency permit. I want to go to Joinville,Florianopolis or Curitiba and not some 3rd world Favela shithole .... !?

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Fuck off ahmed

You'll find one 3 seconds after leaving the airport. They're all gold diggers, though.

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They will probably be disappointed if they discover that you plan to stay in Brazil, get ready be ghosted a lot.

Unironically come to brazil :D

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Does the police even check/deport white people like me ? In the USA they only check niggers and mexicans and dont care about white europeans.

ugly feet

Uhm, you can get a permanent visa really easy if I recall correctly

Even if they do just offer them some money to fuck off.

Just FYI this is, erm, *incredibly* based.

shut up Chile nigger. Your women look like a fridge and smell like dogshit.

You should be able to get a visa and housing without big issues or payments. Just go and ball mayn

This is South America, as long as you have money on you it's very easy to come over

Based would be coming here for the trannies.

>I want to go to Joinville,Florianopolis or Curitiba
Joinville is the worst of those three, industrial shit hole, very ugly city. There are more options for you (leisure and grills) at Florianópolis (beaches, lots of gold diggers too) and maybe Curitiba

>Does the police even check/deport white people like me?
no

Go to Florianópolis, many girls there are on the white side though because of all the German, Italian and Portuguese genetics in the region. Brown girls will all jump on you on the first day, really. White girls will require a little game, but just being German will give a massive boost really.

They will treat you very nicely, specially after finding out you're German.

do brazilian girls like gingers ? i have no chance in Germany to get a girlfriend besides Latinas. I had a hot girlfriend from Curitiba here. German girls dont even look at me and tread me like shit. Only Latinas like me.

Dude, you have money. That's all that matters.

Yes. They are kind of rare here, generally considered attractive. Do Germans don't like gingers?

100k eurobux in brazilmoney is not little but when I hear such things I still always think: invest some so you keep having a steady income.
Or you might be stuck 10-20 years down the road in brazil, 20 years older and with no money

Everybody loves ginger girls but ginger males have no chance to get a white girlfriend here. Only brown girls are attracted to me. Sadly we dont have many Latinas in Germany.

The problem is that no amount of money will save you from being randomly robbed, stabbed or shot.

Sorry to hear that. No matter, brown girls can be very cute. And around here they do dig white guys.

Santa Catarina is pretty save isnt it ?