The best country in the world

Come to Brazil :)

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Am scared :(

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relâmpago marquinhos :)

The only game there is yu-gi-oh forbidden memories.

Post her ig

i was supposed to travel to brazil in a school field trip a few years ago. i really wish i could have gone

Lightning Macqueen can actually use his lights, he just doesn't. Also I have no reason to go to Brazil. Plus you guys hate americans.

Ju.massunaga

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>hate americans
not really lmao

Are pale foreign men popular with ladies in Brazil?

Essa japinha é gostosa demais

Hahahaha you can stop shitposting now, I know that you guys really don't like america just like hungarians.

Let me just fix up my tie first

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you already have 30 millions of italian mutts

Post more brapanese whores please

why wouldn't we like americans? Only stupid people dislike foreigners due to the country they come from, if anything people here are generally curious towards foreigners

I'd rather not get shot and murdered.

Plus Colombian women are more attractive. Would rather fly to Medellin to impregnate an entire village of Latinas there.

OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THE MURDER RATES OF BRAZIL iTS 60000 A YEAR OMG!!!!! EVERY WHITE IS ROUNDED UP EVERY DAY IN A LINE ROBBED AND SHOT OMG ME AS A WHITE MALE I CANT LIVE IN THIS SHITHOLE EVERY NIGGER MURDERER IS COMING AFTER ME MY WHITE SKIN AND MY MONEY OMG PLS SOMEONE PLS SAVE ME PLS!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO GET MURDERED!!!!

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No, i just watched city of gof and tropa de elite. I am never setting foot on brazilian soil in my life.
> inb4 those movie are exagerated/just don't go to a favela
I said never :(

Aren't American tourists generally stupid?

I gotchu indian bro

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Not really we don't really have tons of tourists here, most people don't really see a lot of foreigners to really have an opinion about them

BUNDDAA

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>white
>money
Is enough to score a lot of quality pussy here.

Being a foreigner is usually even better, since it seems to activate some deep sentiment of adventure and mystery inside their little brains.
Even if you're a complete NEET loser, just the prospect of being different is enough for them.

Same for BRs and other latinos, by pretending to be "exotic", dangerous or connected to nature (when it's a lot more likely you've been a sheltered concrete-jungle dweller your whole life), you can score a lot of pussy in places like Europe and the US.
When I was abroad, I convinced this one canadian girl I was partially connected to the drug market in favelas and had a bullet graze my thigh when on a firefight for ownership of territory (it was actually a scar from when I tripped over my coffee table).

Women just want a constant stream of novel experiences.

I'd love to go to minas Gerais to let my offspring there

what do u recommend to me user?

Really? I would've thought brazil would be flooded once a year by americans.

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guess I’m going to Brazil next year then. Obrigado

>Being a foreigner is usually even better
even if they are from other South American countries?

Be real with me, how many "girls" that you see on the street actually have a penis? Give me a %.

Holy fuck wished we had asians bitches like this here

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In Brazil is mandatory for girls to have big bunda

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Nah it's too far only Brazilboos like me go

IT'S ALL LIES
DON'T COME HERE

I'VE BEEN WAITING ON THE LINE FOR A GOVERNMENT MANDATED GIRLFRIEND FOR 2 YEARS AND STILL NOTHING

stay mad mutt. I am going to Medellin Colombia and will be impregnating their women with my Aryan seed. Not your women.

No idea how you can have a hard time getting a gf in Brazil seems like way more girls were into me down there and I'm Black and SHORT