SAMURAI

The finest warriors in human history.

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not really, they had total control over the japanese society so they get blown out of proportion

remember it was a peasant army that defeated the satsuma rebellion

Wrong

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The samurai may not have been as strong as they actually were, but I believe that nothing could match their mental strength.

What about...A NINJA?

honor was more of a system of shaming than anything

wrong

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We have the most beautiful armor

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>gets obliterated by 1 lewis

no, Knights of Portugal are

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Wrong

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>fighting for a jewish god from the Middle East
impressive

>finest warriors
>not white
kill yourself

Odin only chooses the slain warriors of real white men

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Only right answer

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Isn't it amazing that people all over the world still know about it even though the era of samurai movies is over? That tells you how cool samurai are!

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westerners has been in love with the samurai since the dutch first imported the stuff in the 18th century, it will be here long after japan is gone

Millions of them were cucked by a single guy

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>844 AD
>after robbing Frankish and Saxon villages vikangz show up on Iberian shores
>land in Astúrias
>"RAWR ODIN STRONK WE RAPE WE PILLAGE"
>get completely trounced by Christchads
>shieldwalls shattered by superior Iberian cavalry
>70 out of 150 longships sunk, pagans slaughtered like pigs
>vikangz get back on their boats pissing themselves with fear and run away

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only because of Shogun 2
youtu.be/EVrNq-2okG0

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actually no, it was going well until the satsuma domain decided to kill a british businessman
that was the start of the samurai discontent as satsuma did not feel good about paying the British for something the shogun is responsible for
satsuma saw the whole fiasco as the incompetency of the shogun even though it was they who killed him

The modern warfighter is stronger, healthier, smarter, and deadlier than any other warrior in history.

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>the modern warfighter is so skilled at defeating his enemies that the he's more likely to kill himself than die in battle
Checks out.

Here's a fun hypothesis! Knight vs samurai vs viking, who would come up on top? I think the knight would be well armored, but also slow compared to the lighter samurai and his katana is so sharp because it has been folded so many times it can pierce the knights armor! But the viking is also fast and really strong when he ""berserk"" because he is so angry XD and swing a big axe like nothing! Really I think the samurai or viking would win :3 what do you think fellow Zig Forums historians? serious answers only pleasee

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>get cucked
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fucking hell that hurt to read

katana is a fucking shit toy sword even samurai didn't use it other than beheading real swords are european and turco-mongol

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>turco-mongol
Do Turks really believe they're Mongolians? What a random larp kek.

The greatest thing that samurai did was that they made stable society.

Japanese literacy rate before the modernization was already highly than British rate.

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fucking idiot curved swords are central asian turco-mongol you dumb tranny

weren't samurai basically just noblemen in fancy armor? did they even fight?