Christmas carp

How come we can’t breathe under water?

they're kept off anything gamey before selling, you're stuck in the 90s

Reminds me of the Finnish Christmas Lads.

Bullshit, otherwise I'd be able to breathe underwater.

>european education

you are a giant dummy. humans cannot breathe underwater because our lungs do not have enough surface area to absorb enough oxygen from water, and the lining in our lungs is adapted to handle air rather than water. same way there's calories in grass that we can't use
and there you are calling european education out. dumb american

poles don't bathe anyway, so it doesn't obstruct anything

One time I came home from work to find that my Polack gf put carp in our tub. I went into a rage and I made her kill the fish by slowly cutting all its skin off as I laughed.

same shit threads with same pictures get posted every year

last year a pole said his worst childhood memory was his dad forcing him to bathe in the bath tub and he was crying as the fish was swimming near his peepee

sorry he didn't graduate the 8th grade we learned about it in 9th grade so sorry for confusion.

i asked my polish friend about this and he said that they put carps in tubs because poles would save time by buying a carp early before christmas compared to waiting a large line just to buy a carp at christmas time

Not for long
There's a reason why you need to put a bubbling device in an aquarium

>He waited his whole life to flip the joke around

My polish friend says they scrub toilet so clean that even fish come out of it

fuck you, annual carp posting is pure SOUL

ffs you dumb fucks. Ocygen gets dissolved from the atmosphere in water. Thats what water life breathes. Getting a goddamn "bubbling" device, which unless youre an idiot is called a filter, will only increase oxygen absorption but its not universally needed.
It all depends on the amount of water, amount of fish, types of fish and even the canister in which you put them. Fucking mutts.

"Do they really?" is a terrible phrase used to villify any kind of swaying from the norm

it's to get rid of the poo in their digestive systems

i like carp only if it's deep fried
like fish a chips

its beginning to look a lot like fishmas
eeeverywhere i goooo

it's true
they love our toilets