/brit/

Spelling falling apart, keep missing out words when typing a sentence, think old age is getting to me

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Skribbl marathon on Christmas day, yeah? We can all wear the crowns on our avatars like they're party hats

SOVL

Just got moved into tier 4.
Any other cheadle resident here?

Finished Cyberpunk today, don't know why people are so mad about it, I had fun.

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Your shoes untied mate.....AND youve dropped your gay card. Btw if your hand is bigger than your face that means you have cancer. Haha pinch punch first of the month no returns. Oi its (you)'s birthday lads ahaha I'll give you 20 pounds *gives you 200 birthday beats* whoops aha always was shit at maths *does 20 more* ahh thats better *suddenly lunges at you so you fall over my friend crouched behind you* hehe *everyone bundles on you* wayy dickhead *empties your bag* *breaks your ruler in half* *unscrews all your pens so they leak* *breaks all your pencil leads* *rips your rubber to bits* *throws your PE kit in the girls changing rooms* *pours your capri sun all over your books* *throws your shoes on the roof* *stabs you in the neck with a chisel*

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try it one more time mate, might be funny then

>Skribbl marathon on Christmas day, yeah?
just go downstairs mate and enjoy your family

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>347 albums in a year

How have they managed that? That’s more than one a day

India's population grows by 13,586,631 each year lads which is more than the population of London, Birmingham, Glasgow, Liverpool, Bristol, Manchester, Sheffield and Leeds combined

'avin a wank

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*sticks my finger in my slimy foreskin*
*swirls it around*
*sniffs it*

Just virgins wanting it to be like real life mate

Based and teapilled
Don't personally do any mashing though

snowing here but not sticking
ffs

Just got moved into tier 4.
Any other cheadle residents here?

Ok

you forgot
*shoots you*

good work ethic

>/brit/ on Christmas
Mate...

24 hours in a day. I'm sure we manage something.

they make up the numbers

THE SMELL

You fucking robotic little prick, do you kow how much of a greasy cunt you are? twat, fuck you.

reckon they should all be allowed here 2bh. who doesnt like curry?

Yh tastes better brewed for 4 or 5 minutes than when its queezed

i'm sure i'll be on /brit/ on christmas at some point
i'll probably be phoneposting though so my dad won't think i find my laptop more interesting than him

>*stabs you in the neck with a chisel*
bit far

why do we have competition in the parcel post market? most consumers don't get to pick their courier anyway

lol this person's name is literally Ireland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ireland_Baldwin

what are you all getting for christmas

Yeah who's going around and counting those jungle tribes, it's not like any other country is going to count a billion indians to find out if the indian government is telling the truth

Im curious what itll be like

Have sex.

There you go sweetie, a nice mousepad for your computer. Go on then, you can spend a hour with your buddies on the internet but be back down for dinner

might pop on at like 11 at night when I'm whizzed and the mrs falls asleep but that'll be it
not a sadact creature, me

ill be here all christmas day dojng drugs

no different then every girl named Erin

Bet he's a yank before I click this

hopefully lots of food and booze x