>brother can't stop cooming
>he comes to dinner in his coom stained sweatpants
>he doesn't realize that coom smells
>he sometimes even leaves the house smelling like coom
I'm going to casually mention that I and others can identify the scent when he emerges from his room.
Nope I coom without my pants on, so I can wash it easily without smelling
Don’t tell him you smell cool. You’ll traumatize him. Just tell him he smells and isn’t presentable.
I sweat a lot so it disguises the scent of dry cum, your brother sounds like a fatty though
He doesn't do his own laundry so our mom handles his putrid coomstained clothes all the time. idk what to tell him. Pretty sure he uses Zig Forums so maybe he'll see this thread. Say hi everyone!
I haven't showered in 3 days and I've masturbated like 15 times since then
I ejaculate in less than a minute and I do 3 or 4 sessions as soon as I wake up to get it out of my system for the day
>*brother,* I can smell you
Should do the trick without being too mean, no?
i ejaculate on my stomach everytime and just let it air dry, often go 7+ days without showering
return to monkey lads
I only coom once a month, so I have to use a Gatorade bottle to hold the coom sometimes.
The weird thing is I don't even drink Gatorade, I get my friends to chug it the day before.
I edge for like 2 hours before flowing my load and I seal it quickly along with any tissues I used.
I have to cap it fast or the smell of "Iron Persimmon" floods my whole room and makes me bark.
*barf
Gatorade bottles are easy to fit in, other bottles are just too narrow for proper friction
It's interesting hearing these rituals. I just finish into the toilet before I take a shower
based.
he knows but doesnt give a fuck, the fact that girls can smell his cum makes him more hard
why are people on this site so disgusting.
I cum on the shower or the bathroom and then wash it away, it's easier.
my coom doesnt have a smell and i always go outside after i coom
Yeah
brb, off to coom in shampoo and perfume bottles
Going to start collecting coom like for use as cologne
Let me coom in your anime tranny bussy
For me it's a lot easier to just wipe it off, if it touches water it turns into a weird pasty glue like shit that's almost impossible to get off your skin
Checked
>wanting to coom in a nightmare hole
There are roughly 11,800 psychiatrists in the UK user
...someone going to tell him?
are you a female by chance OP?
my room smells like coom, btw right now theres coom tissues on the floor
>furiously jerk off
>go to the gym with my cum encrusted underwear on
>gym twink literally drops to his knees and sniffs my crotch in the changing room
this literally happens
i believe everything you just said
>why are people on this site so disgusting.
autism. I have several coom socks which are >4 months old at this point (but unused in that time). I don't know exactly what quirk of mental illness makes me do this, but I suspect it is linked to my autistic tendencies.
>mom found the cum dog
>cum dog
Based stomach-cummer
Tell him you like it
I cum in a small towel which I then wash every night before going to bed.