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>hmm, how can i become a professional victim?
>ah i'm a woman, that already nets me some victim points
>hmmm i'm not black or brown though, how can i still claim i am being oppressed even though i have white skin?
>i'll say i'm irish so i'm even more of a victim
>aaaaah yes i'll also claim to be a catholic despite not attending sunday mass and having no clue about catholicism or christianity itself in the slightest
>i exploit desperate men and get them to buy me things in exchange for slag pictures...how do i claim oppression from this?
>ah yes, i'll just call myself a "sex worker" and say that "sex workers" are oppressed because they are looked down upon in general society
>yes i know i said im a catholic but that doesnt mean i should hold myself to the moral standard of a good christian girl haha, don't oppress me just because i prostitute myself since i'm too incapable to hold a real job
>oh and i'll also claim to have several mental illnesses haha, now i truly am oppressed
>hmm maybe for good measure i should tell people that i'm bisexual so that i can fit into the LGBT community and also claim oppression despite the fact that i have never dated a girl, have never made any remarks about them sexually and have never shown even the slightest marks of bicuriosity or interest

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william wallace on the bridge over the motorway throwing water balloons down at cars shouting "away and boil your head you wee sassenach bastards"

he looks rough these days desu

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that's a lot of effort

will rape your arse until you're paralysed

Is unironic shitposting ok lads?

>as soon as the fans are back in the grounds, the kneeling will stop
>wait until the fans are fucking booing every week

>fans go back in the grounds, about four matches out of a hundred have a couple of boos, and the football association and relevant clubs launch investigations and insist they'll ban anyone found to have opposed black lives matter

lmaooooooooooooo

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this is why being fat is grim

for me it's post-post quasi-unironic shitposting

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it looms

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The New Years Resolutions
>start working out more now that the gyms are open again
>cut back on wanking
>focus more on studies
>eat less crap food as much as is possible for a uni student

true britlads remember this

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imagine the state of the wretched freak that typed out this essay

have sex my g

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might become an alcoholic again

that was a laugh

omg aisha...

hate it when people lie about their hobbies on tinder.
Don't do any of those things do you.

milf gf 2021

>small hips socially attractive
Bruh

just start now you copelord

>average starting salary for a clinical psychologist
>uk: 35k
>us: 85k
why are we so poor lads

kek that was me

so relieved when i saw that worldstar overlay.

this I like a lot

What are your hobbies lad?

That picture is from 1920 or something

good post except second line like not racist or aynthing anyone can be fit but dark hair light eyes is the master race

start doing it now.

money dunt make you happy

go live in the US if you want, it's grim

>Then couldn't you say other forms of sex work are exploitative
Yes they absolute are what sort of argument is this

that's her BEST angle