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Healthy eating edition
(no unhealthy eating allowed)

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anime

sneed

would NOT want to be a youtuber

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Dogshit auscunt edition

does Scottish food count as healthy eating

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>pic
not gonna happen anyway is it

Neil Oliver would make a good MP

pootoil a resounding success

that's mum's present sorted

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>putting plates in the oven
What an idiot

We have deep fried spaghetti in izakaya. It's delicious with beer.

Gemini. Now tits, please.

I shagged a greek bird on the beach with the smiths playing softly in the background

Aquarius

Society is collapsing.

or scots just bizarro yanks?

was she fit?

pet italian is having an aneurysm in the corner of the room now thanks mate

Neil Oliver's a cunt.

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Feel like I'm going to throw up

crazy how adult humour is actually the most childish

I'm something of a water sign myself

how hairy was her fanny?

BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIIIIGHT

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grimgrimgrim

based

Repost for the virgins

Asked the missus for a blowjob and she said no, but offered sex two hours later. Thought I'd get revenge by nutting in her mouth but she was too smart and held my balls as I was thrusting into her and made sure I nutted in her vag. Reoutsmarted her by just plain refusing to finger her after sex so she had to do it herself

When I check Aquarius personality things online it's literally all me, it even knew my fetish.

Just wanked to some top notch German milf porn

very grim

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is it armpits?

Imagine a Mercedes Actros mounting the pavement and just ploughing into them

No legs, specifically calves

Shaved but she had quite powerful eyebrows
Very

society increasingly caters solely to a half chat underclass

thoughts?

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don't get it

DETEST the low angle winter sun piercing through the tiny crevices of my window blinds and directly into my irises

Imagine growing up without a box of lego

not british culture

I hate it when girls aren’t bald going down on them feels like I’m rimming my dad again

>finger her after sex
why

I am glad racism is finally defeated

Abraham HUSSEIN Lincoln

Imagine growing up an only child
Grim beyond belief
My brothers are some of my closest friends

He’s basically outed himself at being shit at sex and an inattentive lover

Haha yes this is happening to me right now

I don't get armpits either mate, each to their own.

Getting married rn see you poofs later

brother doesn't talk to me much anymore because I'm a borderline spastic

>"virgin man yells at sun"

imagine having to finger your girl after sex. fuck sake. you're supposed to finger and lick her and give her orgasms BEFORE you even put your willy in there then give her more orgasms with your willy. the STATE of that guy's sex life

no you aren't
be quiet

>missus wanting to be fingered after sex
yeah you aren't doing something right my lad, how big are you? Girls need to cum at least 4 times before you do my boy

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barely know my three sisters

Yes I am stop projecting your lack of life runt

/brit/s thoughts on cuckolding?

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might retake istanbul from the turks and rename it constantinople

sat with my legs crossed for too long

Royal Mail cunt tried to put the "sorry we missed you" card through my door without even knocking. I charged out of the house as soon as i heard the letter flap go and made the runt get the parcel out of his van. Fucking hate the pricks

wish the Mongols had gone into western europe

NEED land reform in the UK
Right this instant.

britain went to shit after royal mail privitisation

Extraordinarily based

I drove round my estate looking for the postman last week after missing a delivery.

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every time i see you in the world you always step to my girl

fucking based lad, hate it when they fucking pull that bullshit, don't know how many parcels I've "missed" this year from those wankers