/brit/

*buzzes in*
how your sister answers the question "how's your love life?"

at least no frogs ITT

Napolean was defeated once at for all at Leipzig, with no relevant british involvement.

So is that spastic gonna post his willard or not?

*frog noises*

doing a poo

alri

new selfie

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right so skiing yank still in?

damn he just looks like Noel

>the saffer spacker
oh dear

*clears throat*
willard

how festive

no yanks should be in

gf is mad that i forgot to close the door.

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>the mancposter (singular)

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pants are full of poo

*takes the midnight train going anywhere*

Brother got his first house recently and say he "would like something for the house" for Christmas
Given he's already got a coffee machine and other such basics, what would /brit/ suggest I get?

why the long face lad

weird name amirite

did you just clear your throat for a willard?

breadmaker

>In addition, Smith once believed in the authenticity of a set of engraved metal plates called the Kinderhook plates,[204] although these plates turned out to be a hoax by non-Mormons who sought to entice Smith to translate them in order to discredit his reputation

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cant sleep cunts, what do

Smoke machine

live love laugh sign

>something for the house
a garage

Hello to everyone except the norferners.

fleshlight

except who

a nuclear 'groid or possibly a microwaver

the norfeners

hi

Getting off your phone/computer would be a good start

toilet brush
its two in the afternoon mate ahaha what are you like trying to sleep at this hour

*ruffles your hair*

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current meme on /fr/ :
> As for me, I don't miss having a gf. Just stop watching porn.

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nothing you have to plug in just to use sporadically, it just ends up taking up space somewhere
what's your budget? a Sonos speaker would be top and it's easy for him to improve upon if he gets invested

a house nigger

people from novgorod

wasteman

but it's 17-00 at the moment

fuck off back there you odious little cretinoid cunt

the norferners

Willard is an excellent word

I used to love anime and cute anime pictures
Then I became a sad case

state of you

DELET

You can't help quarelling with other french flags, can you, little cunt?

>candy floss machine
>banksy print
>bless this mess sign
>sex swing
>novely doorbell that plays benny hill and that

Oh no no no no no

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I lied, it was 16-59

who are you quoting

FONC

plunger unironically if he dosent already have one

walked down the stairs just now

what anime should i watch next

the post is quoting me, my original thoughts

im a brit in france and quite literally despise you all

Napoleon wasn't a Frenchie, you fucking thick Roach.

see you in 2 weeks

gagging to smoke some weed but waiting for the family to get to bed (all dawdling about)
NEED to move out

fuck off then

Just been to /fr/ and apparently one of the frnechposters here is parisian and the others are seething at him out of jealousy

no you didnt

be quite

NOT a fan of the meat pies

thoughts on meat pies?

>he doesn't have a dynamic ip
see you in 10 minutes

How does RT get so many brits to work for them

Do people like posting videos of themselves online for the videos or is it purely for attention?

doing a listen
youtube.com/watch?v=KcZNFOs8fnQ

cowboy bebop (underrated gem)

...

money you dumbfuck

*sounds the suvern poof alarm*

Quite what?

youtube.com/watch?v=IgdjXhrCMLc
lucky bloke

just had a lovely postman come to the door with my package
poor buggers are being worked to the bone atm
make sure to give your postie a nice christmas tip this year

wanking to gay porn (AGAIN)

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yeah alright Pat, wind your neck in

here’s a tip for you!
*flashes you my willard*

why

quite the usual.
Are there any Londoners on /brit/ ?

It cant be that much money this is Russia we're talking about

Sounds like it came out in 2006

Any crypto man in?

im gay

^

BASED Herefordshire being the only county to move down to tier 1
City mongs SEETHING

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the problem with the world is that not enough money has been thrown at it

up to a 5 day delay on first class post atm
poor buggers will be working until late on christmas eve this year
make sure you say thanks when your christmas gifts are delivered

been doing this myself
watched a few bi threesomes as well

dumbfuck

so does your dad lmao

Made this lads. It's a cube giving birth to other smaller cubes. Thuoughts?

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mentioned

squawking

youtu.be/m2r2573JJjQ

very autistic

Isaac Newton invented gravity for attention.
Thought he would score.
Didn't.

>will be working until late on christmas eve this year
Everyone should be

Westerners are so fucking lazy it's unbelievable. China will takeover the world in 20 years based on the work ethic I've seen

>multiple french posters
yeah right

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already have been because I'm a decent human but now that you've felt the need to tell me to do so I'll go out of my way to make things harder for them
I'm talking marbles on the drive, electrified doorbell, the works

incredible post

oh wow trees, nice.

Magnificent city.
Do you have rats or roommates?

because it came out in 2004?

Scots aren't fucking celtic. The highlands are absolutely desolate, consisting of a few hundred thousand people. Outside of the Highlands (which is over 90% of the Scottish population), they are Anglo-Saxons.

had a giggle

will be clocking off at midday on christmas eve and won’t be back until 9am on the 4th january

don’t like it? you know where the door is

Ah yes as opposed to posting about isaac newton on a japanese basket waving platform

zoot

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just toe punted a football at an old lady
*turns to the camera*
she took it on her chest, spun and smashed it top bins, cracking finish

gib Dr Dehouche a follow

nobody cares

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Do you have a Greggs on that?

Greggs?

A Greggs. I need a Greggs.

Sorry, I mean I need a Greggs that explicitly states your sausage rolls. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the Greggs you've gathered. Any additional sausage rolls from you MUST be a subset of the treats from the Greggs you've gathered.

You can't make real sausage rolls from vegan sausage rolls.

Do you have an oven in that kitchen?

A bakery oven? In that kitchen?

Then your sausage rolls aren't Greggs.

No, it doesn't matter if you bought frozen sausage rolls from Iceland. Iceland does not equal Greggs.

Iceland does not equal Greggs.

ICELAND. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. GREGGS.

You still haven't provided me a valid Greggs yet.

Nope, still haven't.

did the woman kick the ball