/brit/ - real language edition

casual reminder that making a new before 300 posts is Spamming/flooding

>any cell in the body could be transformed into an on-demand drug factory.
190's grimy little ears perking up at this line

Oor awin leid

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just saw the dentist lads
the teeth are looking fine besides the wisdom teeth

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Hello.
I am the beach.
I am created by waves and currents.
I am made of eroded rocks.
I exist next to the sea.
I have been around for millions of years.
I was around at the dawn of life itself.
And I have to tell you something.

I don’t care about your body.

I am a beach.
I literally don’t give a fuck.
I am entirely indifferent to your body mass index.
I am not impressed that your abdominal muscles are visible to the naked eye.
I am oblivious.

You are one of 200,000 generations of human beings.
I have seen them all.
I will see all the generations that come after you, too.
It won’t be as many. I’m sorry.
I hear the whispers the sea tells me.
(The sea hates you. The Poisoners. That’s what it calls you. A bit melodramatic, I know. But that’s the sea for you. All drama.)
And I have to tell you something else.
Even the other people on the beach don’t care about your body.
They don’t.
They are staring at the sea, or they are obsessed with their own appearance.
And if they are thinking about you, why do you care?
Why do you humans worry so much about a stranger’s opinion?
Why don’t you do what I do? Let it wash all over you.
Allow yourself just to be as you are.
Just be.
Just beach.

state

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where does he live?
kinda bored rn might go on a [redacted]

the grim truth /brit/ doesn't want you knowing

if ANY of you so much as THINK about sneezing near my dad between now and christmas you can FUCK OFF

We call pigeons "cushat" in scotland

I wonder what fat cunt wrote this.

its basically the stereotypical impoverished former industial northern shithole town

that's a lot of poo

might have some popcorn

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see

think they did that in the span of a month or two. didn't have pigeons before. have to clean that shit and find a way to scare them off

Just had a look at house prices in London. Lmao wtf. How does anyone afford anything here?

watch the kraut sit here for hours and seethe

Love trains me

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tiktok made me understand dad-daughter roleplay, makes me scared of myself, makes me scared of having a daughter
finna stop opening that site

Get an owl statue, they hate owls
move it every so often

ohhh mon dieu
ze pijeens, zey are sheeteeng all ozer mon beesiclet!

how are you living in London then?

The late lunch

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>I literally don’t give a fuck.
so edgy

so does yer mum i bet haha

27 years old vorgin lad. Watch this youtu.be/FC-4m1TrivM
Dont be an idiot

but for everyone under 50 who doesn't live with their parents it's either that or a city (typ london)

not really

what do if girls which I like don't answer to me

yeah she does

you get over it and move on

youtu.be/j_EZQqINyyU

got food poisoning last night
set in while i was shagging the gf
went to do a poo and almost passed out aha

NUMBER NINE
NUMBER NINE
NUMBER NINE
NUMBER NINE

need her to cut my bollocks off, put them in a juicer, and use my castrated bollock juice as ink for a tattoo of my dismembered gonads

would a uk female make a good gf

Feel like the german's bitterness against the uk is born of the fact he wants to fit in here but literally can't due to his lack of humour and his autism

ah yes all those young people, especially women, living in the expensive countryside entirely of meaningful jobs

49 years old and live with my parents

mentioned

based trainlad

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love that picture of the mexican bird with the smiley faces on her chebs

think about it sometimes

don't talk to the germanautist. he's spent a whole year saying the same things on /brit/. he's a legit virgin autist

If I had one life I would give it to EVROPA
If I had two life I would give it to EVROPA
If I had ten life I would give it to EVROPA
If I had one hundred life I would give it to EVROPA
If I had one thousand life I would give to EVROPA
If there was 1 million EVROPA supporters I would be one
If there was 1 thousand EVROPA supports I would be one
If there was 1 hundred EVROPA supporters I would be one
If there was ten EVROPA supporters I would be one
If there was one EVROPA supporter then it would be me
If there was no EVROPA supporters on earth then I am in Outer space
To my dying breath I support EVROPA.

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I know but when it always it's hard

had a sympathy from one, younger than I but she was married so didn't try to work on it

also like a girl from WB at the moment but still have no answer on my superlike

i've literally said that it's because you're awful posters and have a general which is easily shitposted in, whereas everyone else is immune thanks to linguistic decoupling

not really

well guess im getting a fake owl with a rotative head then

not the answer i was looking for

also it's a fast general since it's not really british but multikulti (along with the fact it's a shitposting general so everyone inflates postrate with low quality fast posts rather than actual discussion like most generals have) so easy to get yous

Living with the parentals