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yeah. instead of having hate speech laws you just have the ira execute the persons family

YOU’LL NEVER WORK AGAIN
YOU’LL NEVERRR WORK AGAIN
SIGN ON
SIGN ON
WITH A PEN
IN YOUR HAND
AND YOU’LL NEVER WORK AGAIN
YOU’LL NEVER WORK AGAIN

Stacey poole

>What are hate speech laws like in britain lads?
not sure if i'm allowed to say

cruel and racist

thank you for supporting the british breast industry

did you watch the soviet Sherlock Holmes?

is drinking 12 beers in one night and barely getting buzzed a sign that I should stop drinking for awhile?

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posted a gimmick in real life

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We lost 190 but we also lost Aisha in the struggle
It's too pyrrhic to celebrate

could just mean you're gross and fat

youtu.be/yhujgY6m0RQ
Should watch it too, I watched of course but not the full series probably

setting the """"""food""""" aside, why is this lad wearing a v-neck sweater under another, deeper v-neck sweater

do brits really?

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entropy lad. accept change, it cannot be prevented.

Nice, cheers

vegemite shapes

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depends on the beers
pints of carlsberg export, maybe
330ml cans of 3% shandy, nah you're good

beginning to think it's not okay to be white

I literally did the same but with a t-shirt

don't say that it's the reason of being unmatched

fairly sure that's one v neck sweater with a pattern around the collar

Im 5'9 and 165lbs though..

the foods fine, would devour that bad boy

>White

FOY

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80s gay look is popular?

It has subtitles

yeh?

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COVID-19: UK reports 35,383 more coronavirus cases and further 532 deaths

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it's a collar you gimp
try looking through your grease glazed eyes

the brit equivalent of multiple popped collars

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I wanted to be a wise ass about the food but I would genuinely devour a plate of fries on a bed of baked beans over toast right now

dont get why people drink beer and have to down 8 cans going for a piss every 5 minutes when they can just have a spirit, drink 1/20th of the volume and have the exact same effect

stupid Welsh backlog

god same

would love for her to crush my bollocks in to a bloody pulp with her doc martens

reminds me of when you shit on your own plate and eat it. anyone know what i mean?

cheeky that innit

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ooh ook ee k eek oo?

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for me it's shepherds pie

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there's a difference between socialising for a long time in the pub and trying to get as drunk as possible as quick as possible in a club and you'll appreciate it once you're in your twenties

NEED MY BOLLOCKS CRUSHING IN TO AN UNRECOGNISABLE PULP BY A TALL WOMAN IN DOC MARTENS

it's not the exact same effect
when me and my mate drink spirits we get rowdy as fuck and end up arguing or even fighting
on beers, we just chill out

luv ya finlad x

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*microwaves water*

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what is this venomous harridan

clubs > pubs

there it is, that's my opinion, a hard one to swallow im sure for the Millets brigade here on /brit/

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sick to the back teeth of it all.

*surreptitiously googles harridan*

brown hands

favourite club?

Pubs are ultimately superior, and one day you'll come to understand this

Had an incredibly stressful but successful week at toil lads, Toilstein said he's very happy with my work though

depends how old you are and how sociable you are and what mood you're in and whether you have a gf and which pub/club you mean

get this lad.

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don't like pubs or clubs me
like sitting on the settee with a glass of wine

youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

That's one layer you utter fucking fist

Might get the incense sticks on the go.

need to shag natalie

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>settee
grim

theres no women on /brit/ ...

have been to more pubs and clubs that you're had hot dinners and i agree with but mostly because i'm a bit old for it all now

think of all the housing stock getting freed up

gaming chair man are you

Every so often I wish I had a huge beanbag

>faggots
>crap tier

FUCK OFFFFFFF

even alone? now that i'm single, sitting alone on my sofa drinking is a bit lonely

Yeah do you end up getting kicked out of your local over 21s football pub

fookin shit meself

>settee
>couch

it's a sofa

i find them quite uncomfortable for more than a minute or two

leftypol rushing to fill them all with forens 5 to a room before any brits can get their foot in the door

DnB/techno sweatbox>local boozer>>>ladhouse club>chain pub>>provincial deano shit club

100% sure they added a laugh track to this

pretty sure it's a settee

its all old people in carehomes

love being alone
other people just bring a load of drama and it's exhausting and tedious and i can't be doing with it

Think you meant to say lounge mate.

>aston villa v burnley
>sheff utd v man utd

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chicken soup is the best hangover cure

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Had a dream last night where I was pressured into having sex with a man and as soon as I put my willy in it got covered with poo so I wiped it off with a sock and left

Agree. Miss clubs massively

ew why are you hungover on a Thursday

no i don't go to pub nowadays and i don't think i've ever been kicked out of one

what if you once had a nice gf that you enjoyed spending time with, and it felt as good as being alone. but then she broke up with you and now you can't get over her because you haven't met a new person in a year?

wahey and that

that's the room the settee is in

Thought I was bi all my life but realized I'm 100% gay. Just let my man have his way with me and it was the most euphoric I've felt even though he tore my asshole. I'm so happy as a gayman

listening to oasis until the football's on

Are you by any chance from Mississippi?

Emmerdale is pretty but boring

good for you lad

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pretty high and drinking and gay
also posted this
reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/kd2v7i/the_gang_wins_the_big_game/

...

Browsing r/trashboners and r/breedingmaterial

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i'd just use neuro linguistic programming and self hypnosis (+ autosuggestion) to stop caring about her
then she 'd probably come back haha you know what they're like