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just get a cheeseburger

gf can't come over because her housemates are worried about COVID
Absolutely crestfallen

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cook your own grub scrub

just came out as gay

get a fucking Nandos in you wrongen

>giving money to "them"
Don't.

contemporary theories all seem to suspect he got sectioned
in fairness he did seem to slip further into schizophrenia before he vanished

business idea: bogroll but the last bit comes off in one bit instead of loads of useless little scraps of tissue

arkham asylum

wtf are you usually getting if not indian or chinese?

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Dad's freaking out about having guests over for Christmas. Rearranging the sofas.

he'll always take up a part of my mind

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doing the post-toil poo

gimpdom of the mind

Why are Ant and Dec still around?

holy based

Me?
I've transcended baiting people and trolling. Now I just say nasty things that I actually mean. Like telling that I hope he gets run over by a skip lorry. I really hope he does.

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Good team here lads

literally no one is actually worried about covid they just use it as an excuse to get out of things they don't wanna do

they already do this lad, it's called a box of tissues

any booger eater man in

Love Chicken Cottage, their chips are peng

my last remaining friend doesn't speak to me anymore, i cant get a job and i have 0 interests in general. im just existing for the sake of existing, even leaving a suicide note seems narcissistic to think anyone will really care

Indian is the best of those options, and they aren't terrorists, nor do they eat bats and cause multiple world pandemics

innawoods

got phimosis can anyone help

No

No, I want something exotic

No

Nando’s is rank shit

Stupidest response yet

I always get fish and chips, sandwich places, pizzas etc. I would actually get Chinese but just pleb stuff like 1/2 fried rice 1/2 chips box or whatever, I’ve never had Indian. That’s why I want to try some of the more exotic stuff but I don’t know if a chicken dim wum sum sum weewaooey dumpling is nice or not.

>booger
FUCK
OFF
YANK

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Yes x

*stretches it like a rubber band between my two thumbs*

Emmet garcin was sadly mauled to death by a jaguar while on a family vacation in belize

Nah I've met her housemate and she's a cunt

i miss him so much desu

reckon your parents will assuming they're alive

Achmed Bin Bombalot

Sort it out mate

might get a kfc tonight
suggest you do the same you complete gimp

thai food is a recent discovery for me, incredibly peng

don't do it lad

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then just get fucking sushi it travels well in comparison to all the other garbage mentioned

Kofta and rice is pretty peng, batata harra as well

Literally me.

get a thai

Greasy shite

get butter chicken, paneer butter masla, naan, dosai, gol gappa,

OH SORRY NIGEL
any smoogly woogly bogey eater man in

nah you've been had
hook line and sinker

do i look like multi-billionaire entrepreneur, founder of amstrad and star of tv's the apprentice sir alan sugar?

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=VW_UHYs3giU

>I’ve never had Indian
>exotic

OH NO NON ON ONOOOO NONO ONOOOO TOP KEK

dm me x

mental how he's going to get executed
mental how yanks still do that really, reckon being locked in a cell for the rest of your life is considerably worse

easy indian - chicken sashlik

*raises paw*

at least keep it off the train tracks, inconsiderate to cause delays to people

gol gappa? i barely know her!

reckon i would be a good local
MP

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Based

kek
good one lad.

Start by cleaning your room and washing your penis.

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What time is your gf coming over?

he probably took a break from posting and then realised that this place wasn't good for him so now he's gone FOREVER

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went for a walk round town earlier de lads

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foreign legion is traditional.

Should Junko Furuta killers have been executed?

Aside from butter chicken and naan I've never seen any of that stuff in a British Indian place

How can you spend 20 odd years having never had an Indian lmao

Feel free to ignore, but I'd rather you didn't off yourself so....

T?

Watching a documentary on the 94 world cup

can't say he doesn't deserve it

but it's sad to see a young man throw his life away like that

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can someone suck the poo out me arse

for me it's
chicken foo young
'singapore style' rice or noodles (it's your choice)
1 chip shop curry
salt and pepper chips

looks like a cyberpunk screenshot

It’s too spicy for me, I cannot handle spice at all. It physically hurts and I don’t enjoy it.

you're legit low iq if you order dim sum dumplings pasta etc for takeaways

tbf bullets are cheap and should be the go-to for criminal scum

mentioned

>being locked in a cell for the rest of your life is considerably worse
for some people maybe
i dunno exactly why they do it, maybe a feeling of justice for the vengeful families of the victims
maybe they just don't want to be spending tax money keeping him alive
should at least give the option of earning their keep in prison, two wrongs don't make a right

>nooooehhhhhh it lewks laiihke pooh!!

no as she was female

Chicken tikka masala
Boiled rice
Bombay potatoes
Naan
5 popadoms

And a cobra please boss ta

a crushing bleak dystopian heelhole that's nothing but grey outside of the signs and advertisements? haha no lad that's just belfast

only sussex lads know

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>dont want tax money keeping them alive

1000% this

Spoiler no England

>i cant get a job
learn to code bro
start a business bro
just go to the gym bro and lift bro
gomad bro
chicken broccoli and rice bro
bro bro just start reading a book every day bro
ugh start with the greeks bro

gone way downhill

>maybe they just don't want to be spending tax money keeping him alive
capital punishment costs more than lifetime imprisonment though

im east sussex and dno what this is

ah yes and the endless appeals process says hello

THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE

Ahahaha wypipo! Haha haha wypipo be liek! Hahahah wypipo too spicy

Housemates ALWAYS skimping bills and letting on he hasn’t a pound to his name, like each week we take turns topping up electric and gas and he lets on this week that he couldn’t pay all of it because he had to fix his car, which is true, but he also lied about how expensive it was to fix his car. If we go to the pub he pretends he doesn’t have money a lot of the time and when you press him for it he unashamedly just admits that he does, it’s so fucking slimy and I haven’t confronted it properly because he’s a mate. He also does shit like takes my clothes and pretends they’re his and when I say they’re mine he just says okay. Like why are some people like that?

Memes have ruined two whole generations. How much longer must this go on?

don't think executions are fair but they do appeal for really nasty cunts who don't deserve the air they breathe
reckon depriving someone of a life and making them watch themselves get old having done nothing is worse than outright killing them

literally less than 20% of traditional British Indian cuisine is actually spicy.
Vindaloo, Madras, Phall and sometimes Dhansak (sometimes not) are the only spicy curries you will find on any given UK Indian menu.
All the other curries are mild

sharted myself this morning

cool story bro

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alri emma

that's only because it's a stupid system and people keep trying to avoid the death penalty for their crimes with appeals or whatever they're called

All Greek people I've met are highly autistic, including my Dad.

FLASHBANG THROUGH THE DOOR

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i'll take your word for it although it seems silly if that's the case
not hard to put someone down is it
i know they get to choose their last meal but don't let them have a million quid dinner or something that's just taking the piss

Ye, and no fancy trials either spending millions on the circus and the execution itself. These pure evil scum who there is no doubt they committed the crime should just be shot in the back of the head

>those feeling when you is think its that you realize but it is dejavu and not true: bur it happened
doest its happendes to you in your're are an countree?
i tihnk this is onely realated if you are and if you are have been in scandi navia atlaest for since december 2019 or familar with those matters
becaesuse therae was an simliar insident what which happeneds at december 2019
when they talkesed about the phiser vaxine but it was astro senocca and they wantered us to take it but it canceled due to corona virus muteatione

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reinstate summary execution for people I don't like

you a swarthy fella eh?

beat the IW internal record for this thing

I know I’m the best fighter on Brit whenever someone gets cheeky I laugh knowing I’d beat them and their dad up

prefer not to say

yeah I wont lie you are correct

but if someone was convicted beyond reasonable doubt of being a serial child rapist you want them to live a comfy Sweden prison tier life?

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fuck off honestly

Honey Chilli chicken or beef
Boiled Rice (lets not be silly with fried)
Mixed Hors D'ourves

The same for me except it's actually true.

Might delete all my online dating apps, getting paired up with some absolute uggos these days

Her killers are free and still killing people

How dodgy do you lads think takeaway delivery crab would be?

Hes not your friend

i like ya cut g
*slaps the back of you're head with my willard*

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Should just execute them right after the trial innit

fucking hell

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>gif
fuck off

Light brown hair, blue eyes, pink nips pal

haven’t achieved anything today other than go to millets to buy a pen knife
just feel drained by simply existing today
hope tomorrow I feel differently

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I wonder what ps2 game anders breivik is playing right now in prison

BIN IT

>millets
didn't even know this place still existed desu lad

didnt take him too long

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well on one hand mentally ill people probably just need their lives sorting out, but on the other hand if they have got to that stage then it might be too late to fix them

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Are you gay with a small penis? Is your dad?

Been doing drugs and drinking for four days straight now, feel rather exhausted

Dunno how some of you guys do it full time

they should give all these really bad criminals the option to die painlessly rather than live in captivity
dunno why they make such an effort to stop them committing suicide when they're depriving them of their freedom anyway
if they want to live in a cage for 40 years they should be allowed to do that though, and if it'll cost the taxpayer a fortune then maybe let them work from their cell to pay for it
forcibly killing someone is not good for anyone no matter what they've done

maybe you're just ugly and a boring cunt

sake mark...

Reminds me of this sketch
youtu.be/yf7dRaxiOk8

Any twinks in?

Yes im just saying what should have happened, unfortunately we live in a unjust and hypocritical world polluted by ignorant human refuse

youtube.com/watch?v=nFU_bd7EdpE

straight twink me

He’s rumoured to have a gigantic cock tbf

it would probably be crab stick (krab)
not good but not that bad

if he won't even depict himself honestly why should some shitty video game try?

pizza and curry is the only food that travels well enough with this shit you want to eat a crab go sit down at a restaurant

overwhelming feeling you might be bent

lmao imagine if ted kaczynski was doing call centre work from his prison cell to pay his keep

shut the fuck up negro

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no he's just rich
you can practically see his cock in that photo

why's that? her body is perfect

yeah probably from your dildo mates

what does HIV taste like?

imagine if ted kaczynski transitioned when he was young

going to tidy my room lads brb

youtu.be/n86JKqA8o4w

Bit like this

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sincerely hope that isn't the new statesman you're reading lad

mental how he was apparently so close to but changed his mind at the last minute