/brit/

only ten to seven but it feels like midnight

he's on a rampage so he is

h-hello?

what a loser lmao

still crying over aisha? pedo

I'm sick of living my life on the sidelines

what do i do brit friends

Hit the gym
Work overtime to acquire more funds
Have sex

pull yourself up by your bootstraps, jump in at the deep end and get stuck right in

Who is Aisha

Never shall I insult the Janny!
I follow all the rules and regs of the 'chon!
Great effort does the janny put in!
Geneously giving his time to his favourite website!
Effortlessly swatting away rule breakers!
Rigorous but fair!

we are a /brit/ney general

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youtube.com/watch?v=re-Qye3frqE&ab_channel=seasideMARK

mark back on the drink

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based

*holds the ball up well up front*

don't think i can recover from this

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Thinking about Emma Watson’s cute bum and her foul farts again lads.

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some femoid streamer that came here once and then a namenonce 190 creeped her out and now she streams no more

Every time I drink it makes me feel suicidal

*operates in the half spaces*

seen this sort of thing before so I guess this has become a thing people stage for internet points now

What actually happened with 190 trying to nonce Aisha? Someone give me the full story please

fucking state of him, be dead within 2 years

this didn't happen to you and fuck off back to the redditsphere

must be an old vid mate, Mark said he's off the booze til christmas

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Thinking about the time I did bath salts with my ex. Why do stimulants make girls so horny?

*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

mums finally got off her arse and gone the chippy, fucking hour and a half late this love chop chop

Yank yer willy

based lad don't be afraid to put your foot down

Saving this one

His eye rolling images are the best

yes it did
be quiet
i shouldn't be victimized by some slag following a stupid internet trend

why is this british slag trying to look like a counterfeit armenian barbie

sent some creepy ass email chain to her I assume

just ignore it like the rest of /bong/ drama

hate being shadowbanned

sausage, chips, bread and butter and a bit of cheese on the side come on mumsie your boy is wasting away here and you are eating into my evening cod time hurry up!

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based

Is the Essex show any good

Cole and MD make guys horny too, well, me anyway

Speed not so much

>135988778
me too

Why are my eyebrows thinning

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*stands in your way*

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Fuck me sideways bri ish slags make me diamonds.

And then one day, for no reason at all, the Germans elected Hitler as chancellor

Aggregate dopamine levels in brain

If I do speed alone then I end up wanking my half chub for 10 hours straight. Much better to do it with a girl because it seems to make them want to shag like crazy. Think it might be because you end up talking so much and they feel connected to you, and girls get off on stuff like that

Why do porn birds always have horrendously shit tattoos?

Got banned from sp for saying Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992

i like tattoos

no

Alopecia

they're not exactly known for their decision making skills

Low IQ, hardly the first bad decision they made

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from dem a par inna chi chi man car
blaze di fire mek we burn dem (burn dem)

*hands you a gold star*

How much should I spend on a good bottle of whisky as a gift?

I like are barbi's

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Yes watch from series one, it drops off majorly at around series 14

at least £200

*switches the play*

scoth or irish

How wankable is it

hypothyroidism

Forgot what song I was going to listen to next then Spotify autoplayed it. They're reading my mind

Post a picture of you. I'll start.

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not sure how much Maker's Mark costs across the pond (here it's around $40 a liter) but it's always been my go-to for gifts and such

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You first

me

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>acne
>blacked
>z-list celebrity
>unintelligent
not even with yours mate

pls be in london

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where's 190

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lol youtu.be/ze0lVX12d9Y?t=76

med girls hate english boys

Fat pig

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me at school

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i know 3 lads with spanish gfs

I want to make sweet sweet love to Emma Watson.

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delete this

what ethnicity is she?
jossa seems to be a surname all over the world, in random spots
she's quite dark

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Breh

That's not even a question. BRITAIN FIRST

would rag her senseless for hours on end despite her being on the tubby side

Always seems like men care way more about penis size than women. Don't have a big one myself and it's never stopped me from shagging

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she's a brit. i recognise her face. i'm pretty sure she was an actress on eastenders or something

So mark is an actual alky as in can't live without the booze or bored just low left control?

you look like a nazi

the toilfu just posted another instagram selfie

Yeah she was Lauren Branning

they always think you're two inches taller than you are and your cock's an inch bigger

...

What maniac is not having roast potatoes

ah yes, people in a failed marriage (parents) telling someone in a new marriage (sister) how to fix things
misery truly loves company

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self control*