Starting a war for pussy

they are completly different you dumbass

I mean, you incels kill innocent people over the lack of it. Don't deny that pussy has power.

don't put pussy on a grecian column

>starting a war over not getting invited to a wedding
Are all greek gods crazy sociopaths?

the archetypal pseud

Shoud have gone home and jacked off

the ultimate simp

Agreed

>gets choice to have unlimited power or wisdom
>chooses to fuck a hot chick instead
Was he a simp or a chad?

I would kill billions for a single pussy

It was for honour just like how ww1 started

>flooding all of Tokyo for pussy

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Greek epics don't work when you remove the pantheon.

umm based

Blame Zeus for setting all this up just for his entertainment

ww1 was just a few autists trying to expand their empires and looking for excuses to do it

Bait, but i'd like to see the trainwreck of explanation to that absurdity anyway.
Based Hector was done so wrong because of that fucking idiot.

This is actually an understandable thing.

Why not, it's not like he has to go fight. All the betas and other nerds have to go out and get slaughtered so he can fuck some other guy's wife
Imagine being Paris and not even feeling guilty for that

What else?

This guy started a war over a six year old

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that's explained in the movie
you see her tits

>when you're too scared to fight for yourself