The 40 year old virgin

Haha. How could this happen to someone.

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It's a movie, you're supposed to suspend your disbelief

I'm a khv female, 25.

7 more years bros.....

I'm 60 and a virgin.

Movies are exaggeration of real life, it'd be a different movie if it was 21 year old virgin

I'm 24. Is it over bros, should I accept my fate.

my first time was at 24 and it was absolutely random with a clingy girl from internet

You're gonna blink and be 30, make the change today not "tomorrow"

Nice

I’m pretty sure all the ‘hurr I’m 30 and have never ever held a girls hand’ posting on here is some weird metatroll I don’t get. And I’m pretty sure the entire incel movement is just a weird troll. Literally everyone I know, even the ugly spergs, had girlfriends and sex in high school/early college. I genuinely don’t believe there can be millions of adult male virgins in existence in a time when it’s never been easier to have casual sex.

lost my v at 24, it gets easier once you get older because zoomer girls are huge whores

Ugly spergs don't get laid. I don't believe you.

haha

>I’m pretty sure all the ‘hurr I’m 30 and have never ever held a girls hand’ posting on here is some weird metatroll I don’t get

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This just take the chance you got nothing to lose

WHAT AN ORIGINAL THREAD
SO EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I have never watched this movie, I just come in this threads to complain that I'm still a virgin. I'm pathetic.

london

i refuse to believe anyone on this site is 60 years old

haha yeah man it's all just a le troll prank I actually sex girls all the time, penis in vagina am i rite haha

See this just sounds sarcastically meta sarcastic and o don’t understand your meaning

It can happen but not to this guy, too much charisma even if it awkward.

Real 40 year old virgin would be nervous wreck around humans

>don’t understand your meaning
The meaning is that you're a clueless normalfaggot surrounded by other clueless normalfags so you expect that everyone else has the same exact life experience as you

Funny story:

My friend was asked to give a DVD to his 85-year-old grandfather in the senior home and he chose this one.

He thought since there was a virus... people need to laugh (back in march).

It worked.

All the seniors were laughing hard.

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that's not funny :(

I am sincerely, unironically, legitimately 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl.

It just never happened

with computers and TVs it is very easy to get socially isolated.
these machines trick you into thinking you interact with humans but you don't

If you saw a bunch of 80 and 90 year old laughing during the wax scene, you would think so. It is one of those you have to be there moments, I guess. I do not know.

like said. I'ma also 24. lost it at 21. Someone on fit posted that they lost it at 29. His career took off and is banging teens at 37. check out Chris deoudes screening wisdom www.goodlookingloser.com

that's a lie

I don't know what's more unbelivable, that you are real woman or a virgin at that age.