>character takes a shit
>doesn't spend a half an hour and a whole roll of toilet paper scouring his anus to remove every last molecule of feces
Character takes a shit
William Morales
Jack Bailey
>character takes a shit
>doesn't wipe till it bleeds
Easton Bennett
i still doesn't get it why Westerner wipe their ass with piece of paper
t.south east asian
Jackson Thompson
Just use baby wipes
It takes like one wipe and it's all gone
Ryan Murphy
>doesn't own a bidet
Do Americans really?
Brandon Perez
>character takes a shit
>doesn't scream in agony from anal fissures and thrombosed hemorrhoids
Come on, man.
Asher Jenkins
how am I supposed to relate? Ass hygiene is like %30 of my life
Jayden Fisher
if covid taught me one thing, its that 1 ply TP is actually better than 2 ply
used to buy some charmin shit that would tear, but this 1 ply shit works and who cares if it doesn't feel like a cushioned leather chair, it spends all of 1 second on my ass anyways
not to mention a 1 ply roll is literally double the TP of a 2 ply roll, I've barely used one pack since April
Dominic Scott
What the fuck do you need a bidet for? Just go in the shower like normal people. It's easier, and you'll most likely get cleaner.
Isaiah Edwards
Yea it’s easier to get in the shower everytime you shit. Amerilards did many things but they still haven’t figured out toilets.
Joshua Hall
This thread brings out the pajeets
Sebastian Brown
your mum's tongue was unavailable
Jordan Collins
>shit all over your legs and feet is cleaner
It's like you fundamentally fail to understand what's the issue
Christopher Collins
I didn't mean shitting in the shower. Just go in the shower after you've wiped to properly clean your ass.
Jaxson Foster
>a bidet is for shitting in
Nathan Brooks
even if I shower I still have to dig into my asshole
Liam Foster
>character takes a shit
>doesn't come back to take a shit 5 minutes later
getting tired of Hollywood fantasy
Chase White
You're too stupid to clean yourself and too stupid to comprehend my post. Honestly just kill yourself.
Christian Evans
I bought a bidet that attaches to my toilet seat. Game changer
Noah Myers
>this level of back tracking
Chase Stewart
>Toilet paper to get the bulk out of the way
>Baby wipes to clean it up
>Toilet paper to dry your ass up
Alternatively, if you have a bidet you can skip the baby wipes.
Joshua Reed
best thread on entire 4channel rn
Thomas Myers
It looks like it tickles
Henry Anderson
>tfw have hemorrhoids now from pushing too hard
how the fuck do i get rid of it
Brody Brown
How do Americans walk around with dry shit smeared between their ass cheeks? They being into anal stuffs makes it extra gross.
Joshua Rivera
doctor
Jackson Taylor
Overtime they will be less noticeable but unfortunately they are now apart of your life
David Turner
>character takes a shit after reading about Total Biscuit
>doesn't spend 10 minutes carefully checking the contents of the bowl and post wipe toilet paper for any sign of blood
>Doesn't have an absolute freakout if there is some blood and quickly rushes to the hospital just to be told it's a scratch he's got from wiping too hard
haha who else is sick of these unrealistic hollywood fantasies?
Joseph Walker
you have to poke the bubble with a toothpick and it pops
Christian King
what do you do with the baby wipes after you use them?
Wyatt Turner
I have extremely clean shit and dont even have to wipe sometimes, but why do movie characters never look at the paper to make sure they are clean? How does one know otherwise?
Joseph Wright
>character uses the toilet
>doesn’t spend 30 minutes phoneposting frogs on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum
Brayden Campbell
Give them to the neighbours dog
Jaxson James
Eat them.
Caleb Myers
Which movies do you get to watch someone taking a dump?
Xavier Nguyen
i mean you can't flush them right?
Samuel Jackson
why not
Cameron Bell
>character poos sitting down and not standing up like a big boy
Connor Carter
>Yea it’s easier to get in the shower everytime you shit.
Yes. You've never done a classic shower shit and stomped it down the drain?
Caleb Cooper
clogs the pipes
Jace Carter
>when you squeeze out a no-wiper
Gabriel Baker
>go camping
>take a shit next to a tree
>dozens of flies instantly appear and swarm all around me
how the fuck did people shit before toilets were invented
Kevin Cox
how many are you flushing? I thought America had good pipes for that shit. If you're worried about clogging then just don't throw more than two.
Cooper Phillips
Use wet toilet paper. Then pat dry with dry toilet paper when done.