What kind of movies do you enjoy watching with your girlfriend when it is raining heavily outside all day?

What kind of movies do you enjoy watching with your girlfriend when it is raining heavily outside all day?

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Why do you make threads like this? Why must you make me sad?

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What do you mean?

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

Horror Movies, Comedies or documentaries.

Otherwise we turn on some travel vlog channels like bald and bankrupt or Harald baldr.

At night we watch top 5 ghost compilations on YouTube.

this, but I'm a girl

Asexual or religious?

Unironically download tinder and start chatting to girls.

Wow, that sounds spooky!

Is your girlfriend really jumpy? Mine is, especially when there is thunder and lightning at night haha. I always have to hold her extra tight to make her feel secure.

27 and same
Its not going to happen at this point.

L O N D O N?

Its a psyop.

honestly, the movie you put on doesn't matter. it's all about spending time together cuddling and being in each other's arms

Hallmark movies. Hallmark Channel is the last stand of white Christian identity in mainstream with any normie relevance. The movies represent wholesome living and morals. No gratuitous sex, no interracial mixing, no children out of wedlock (the single moms and dads are almost always widowed). The female leads always realize the error of their barren careerism and abandon their beta boyfriends and big city lifestyles for a blue collar flannel-wearing alpha in the country who want to marry them after two weeks of chaste courtship and breed a brood of white Christian babies, happily ever after.

Your girl picks up on all this stuff & it'll help mould them into actually decent women remembering the important things in life & their god-given purpose instead of degenerate sluts who eventually become used up roasties pissed off at the world & all men. Its formulaic, often barf inducing. But do it anyway. You'll thank me one day for this post.

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truth

A nice accessible thriller or a shitty 2000s highschool movie. Living the dream.

>having a girlfriend in this day and age
congrats, you are swapping another man's cum with her

Neither.
Don't you need atleast an instagram account or whatever in order for girls to check on that first on those dating sites?
I don't have a single picture of myself from the past 6-7 years that isn't a family photo

Some dumb romantic movies, I don't care. All I want to do is snuggle with her and fall asleep listening to the rain and her heartbeat.

I actually don't know if I even want a gf.

I'm 25 and I'm so used to being alone and doing everything alone that I simply can't even fathom having an actual "partner".
I can't imagine going to sleep and actually have an another human being an inch beside me. I can't imagine walking the streets while holding hands with someone else. I can't imagine walking into my parents house with a girl beside me, and I'm pretty sure not even my parents would know how to respond to that. It all seems extremely weird and alien to me. Even if I somehow miraculously met a girl that is interested in me, I couldn't just call her over to my place to "watch movies", I'm too damn self-aware of my situation and I couldn't play that normalfag meaningless small talk charade of "hey you will like this movie it's pretty good, got some popcorn too hehe" where I assume both people are completely aware that the movie is entirely irrelevant and you're there just to fuck.
Not to mention that I over analyzed kissing to such a degree that if I ever even get to experience my first kiss it will be inevitably be done 100% manually like a damn robot machine. And sex seems like a totally other wordly act altogether.

It's quite devastating to know that the vast majority of people never had to give a single thought into any of these things and it all just happened naturally for them, while I have to completely deconstruct any interaction I have in complete detail for days.
Is there any hope, can this be averted?

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I don't even watch movies with my girlfriend anymore becaus eshe has shit tier taste and just wants to watch netflix pleb shoes like normal people or sex education i don't see the point because it used to just be an excuse to cuddle with her and fuck her but now i can do that without putting in the wrok i normally watch kinos and movies with her son instead because he actually has semi decent taste and likes metalocalypse and master and commander and david lynch and stuff like that and so he's 13 now and we just get stoned together when he come home from school and its basically like having my friends from highschool back again and we get pizza and stuff and i dont work because im disabled so we have lots of time to watch kinso and she just stays out of it because she has her own buisiness and has to clean the house and cooka nd all that so she knows to let us be and later ill spend time with her after he go to bed like fuck her and she likes to be pissed on as well i have a tatoo of her and her son on my chest because he started calling me dad and have talked to her about adopting him so i think ill do that soon ad we can maybe get married but thats a crock of shit because shes a bit of a slag realyl but a good in the sack takes anything slaps, pizz, i fuck her in the asshole and once i cut her thigh with a shell it ake from the beach and rub the blood on her face and we go crazy i mean thats the life fro a man and a woman not watching fucking lowest loweing oyur standards with that boring garbage owmen like on netflix just kinos boys

If you put yourself out there and meet the right person, these over-analysations and deconstructions will just go out the window, believe me. I thought the exact same thing until I met my gf and had my first kiss/lost my virginity at 23.

cringe pasta

How did you meet your gf?

Same age and situation user but I just went on my second date with a girl from Tinder, maybe we will kiss one day

I don’t have a gf

I have a wife (and two sons)

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I'm so horny and lonely.

Bumble. I signed up for dating apps and met her like 4 months later. It helps that she was much more forward than I was.

bait but if it was real you should kys

I have never had sex.

t. femanon

>deconstructions

this movie was made with the sole purpose of "exposing" the american immigration system. i sincerely believe that an all white cast was used to appeal to more conservative viewers

wow thats so fascinating very intriguing in fact amazing

It's sincerely legitimately and unironically the truth.

Will never kill myself though.

practice with me

Good for you man, Godspeed.

Inagine having friends lol

Thanks user!

Did you tell her your situation? I'm real worried that if I ever somehow do get a gf I will either intentionally or accidentally reveal the fact that I have never kissed a girl etc. which will kill her attraction to me or I will have to forever live a lie. I'm a bit older than you though, maybe at 23 it's kind of acceptable.

Just bought a ring bros. Going to propose soon. You're going to make it bros, you just gotta beleeb.

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