why the fuck doesn't maul just force choke obi wan in the middle of the fight? or any fight in the star wars universe for that matter?
Why the fuck doesn't maul just force choke obi wan in the middle of the fight...
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I've always imagined that two people with the force can like cancel out that kind of thing.
Otherwise Vader would just force choke the shit out of everyone instead of dueling them.
Like in III when Palps tries to force lightning Yoda but he just absorbs it.
Same idea, if Maul tried to do some force bullshit with Obi-Wan he probably wouldn't be effected by it
Maybe he's in it to show off sweet light saber skills
him losing was all according to sheev's plan
also can we take a moment to remind everyone how much this movie shit all over Obi-Wan Kenobi?
He was supposed to be full of anger and too eager too much in the future and not the present but Yoda was supposed to train him to get over those things
"Was I any different when you taught me?" line in Empire was totally fucked by his flat personality and also who the fuck is Qui-Gon? Yoda is the Jedi master who trained Obi-Wan!!!
nobody cares about the old movies
star wars is retarded but if i had to rationalize it i'd say something similar to you can't use the force to physically affect another person unless you're significantly more powerful, like an invisible tug-o-war, if they're both equal nothing happens
Force shield
??? Those are the only good ones
In my honest opinion there are three (3) Star Wars movies
The prequels are George Lucas fanfiction (they're OK sometimes but like WTF that is not Star Wars) and the new ones are Disney fanfiction (one blatant rip off, one SJW something and one nonsensical farce)
There is no way 'nobody cares' about the original movie which is a cinematic legend on par with Citizen Kane and one of the absolute greatest films of all time. Empire as well is a solid 10/10 flawless film (but I wont go so far as to call it legendary or compare it with Citizen Kane) while Jedi has flaws but is still a solid movie and has a satisfying conclusion to the Luke vs. Vader arc. Plus the Emperor is actually badass in that movie, in ROTS he comes off like a cartoon villian. My emperor says shit like "Now you will pay for your lack of vision" and is the only one who can do force lighting! Seriously why the fuck did they let Count Duku do that shit? Totally ruined the Emperor's absolute pinnacle of evil power thing he had going on... but I digress as I said earlier the prequels are fucking flawed fanfiction
There's also a time skip between the first and second films so Yoda could have taught obi wan within that time
boomer
force users have force barriers around themselves.
not to say it can't be broken or weakened during the fight but that's canonically why
IIRC from reading the books they are using the force constantly during lightsaber duels in order to perfect counter and avoid being diced within seconds. That's why these fights last so long, also why non-force users can't keep up. The ones who can use force abilities at the same time or use the force to make their strikes extremely powerful are the strongest, such as Vader, which is why he BTFO's everyone else.
>reading the books
HAVE SEX
Yeah when Jedis engage in lightsaber fight's they move fast.
"confer upon you the council does, the rank of Jedi Knight" nah if Yoda was gonna train Obi-Wan it was before episode I but that's not the point, they were supposed to show that Obi-Wan was hot headed and reckless like Luke was but Yoda turned him into the cool, calm and collected wise man we meet on Tatooine instead we got him shouting NO! one time and then just bland, blank, nothingness
There is absolutely nothing cooler than the original Star Wars movie and I don't care if that makes me (23M) a boomer in your opinion.
"Do not be so proud of this technological terror you have constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force"
"The force is my ally and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow, it's energy surrounds us, it binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."
"Take your Jedi weapon, strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey to the dark side will be completed"
Are all 10 times better movie moments than ANYTHING in the prequels.
ep4 is timeless and comfy, esb sets up a little too much and leaves you waiting for the sequel to clear shit up. Return of the jedi is the start of lucas' autism with the small ass wookies doing slapstick fights against stormtroopers.
The og trilogy ain't that flawless
Being a Jedi knight doesn't mean you stop learning and training. It simply means you're acknowledged as a full fledged member of the order
Love me some phantom menace. I was 17 when it came out. They were doing little plastic busts of the characters as free gifts in cereals. I gave a 19 year old girl one (can’t remeber which character) and she wanked me off.
>cool, calm and collected
yikers
>Are all 10 times better movie moments than ANYTHING in the prequels.
It's actually incredibly similar to the writing prose in the prequels
The only cringy shit happens in Jedi.
Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back are absolutely flawless
And even with the weird Luke / Leia sister thing Jedi still hits an emotion climax un-parralled in any other Star Wars movie. Luke's flirtation with the Dark Side but ultimate dedication to good more than makes up for the Ewoks (plus Yub Nub is a fucking good song!)
What is the theme of Phantom Menace? Don't start a trade dispute?
What is the theme of Clone wars? Don't fuck a hot crazy guy who's half your age?
What is the theme of ROTS? Evil always wins?
Seriously those are just Star Wars masturbation.
The original films were just that, FILMS, they weren't lightsaber wankery, they werent cringe inducing teenage romance, they weren't flat characters murdering children they were timeless epics teaching you that even the worst people like smugglers and evil cyborgs still have good inside of them and if you believe in them you can help them to find the good inside of themselves.
The prequels were just Star Wars for Star Wars sake while the originals were films in the actual meaning of the word, they mean something, they teach something. They're real stories that will be remembered for as long as people watch and study film
Better question is why they use force speed in first 5 minutes of saga and never use it ever again?
>Luke's flirtation with the Dark Side
What exactly does luke do to flirt with the dark side? I don't remember him doing anything bad
wait what?
Choking someone takes time and leaves you vulnerable to telekinesis while you're doing it
t. Kyle Katarn
How on earth would you describe the man who says "this little one isn't worth the effort, now come let me get you something" then slices homie's arm off without giving it a second thought then calmly, coolly, and collectedly picks up his friend and says "Chewbaca here is first mate on a ship that might suit us" while stepping over the ice cold body of the asshole he just wasted?
I can't think of a single moment in any of the prequels that comes close to just the thermal detonater scene in Jabba's palace and that's not even the best part of the film!
There's nothing good about Phontom Menace,
Clone Wars has almost something cool when Dooko talks to Obi-Wan but it never turns into anything and ROTS has... yeah IDK obviously I'm an OT guy and I'm not gonna convine y'all of anything but please take some time and just watch the old movies again some time I really think you'll realize they are in an entirely different class compared to the prequels.
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He draws on his anger to defeat Vader in the throne room.
I was 11. I was molested in the theater bathroom. A few weeks later I sae my molestor on TV. It was George Lucas
>Both Lightsaber duellists attempt a force push at the same time in the middle of the fight
>they stuggle against each other for a bit because it blasting and staggering/launching both backwards
THIS is maximum Lightsaber duel kino
He force chokes the pig guards in the beginning, indiscriminately murders everyone on the sail barge and his fight with vader in the emperor's throne room is not exactly 'using the force for knowledge and defense, never for attack'
That was the whole point of the move, he's tempted by the dark side but ultimately stays good because that's his character, the incorruptible kid from Tatooine.
This is shown stylistically by his clothes. They're all black until after he throws his lightaber and allows himself to 'be destroyed' by the emperor when a white patch appears over his heart.
His sacrifice ended up bringing out the good in Vader and THAT was the only way to defeat true evil (ie the emperor)
Old Obi is senile. He even forgot that Anakin is Darth Vader. His fight with Vader was bad joke.