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Yes, I'm with Him now.

dubs boogie dies next month

SINGLES AND BOOGIE IS IMMORTAL

holy fuck what are the chances

Ethan Ralph was/is dating an 18 year old named Faith. Faith's ex bf was salty and started up a livestream, and leaked a bunch of texts of he and faith with faith saying she was just using Ethan, calling him "gunt", saying she fed him alcohol (she's 18) and that his breath smelled like tampons. She also claims they never fucked, and that Ethan is lying.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xs0Qujc5Oec - ex bf's stream

This is where Ethan comes in. He messages the guy while he's streaming on Instagram, and says to pull up a streamable link. He's in the youtube chat as well saying it. Guy pulls it up, it's ethan's literal 3" cock fucking this girl. At one point during the vid, he sticks his thumb, mushes it around the girl's asshole, and then pulls it to his face and you can hear him sniffing it. We know it's him, because of the killstream memorabilia on the wall.

He denies leaking it the next day and since, despite clear evidence he did. Then to make matters worse, another ex of Ethan's does a livestream and leaks a whole heap of bad shit. Says he's a pill addict, an alcoholic, lives with his mother (his house is Chris Chan-tier going by the vid), has never had a job and never leaves the house

youtube.com/watch?v=eo29pniHUnU - big tell-all stream with Ethan's ex

Ethan Ralph is soooo fucked lelelelel. He's got no excuse, all he's done is deny leaking it when there's irrefutable proof it was him. Nobody's buying it.

>she fed him
He fed her*, fuck sake.

These e-celeb fights are so fucking entertaining . They are like Jersey Shore times 100

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f32518d055b0

The sex tape. He starts sniffing around for shit at around a minute in.

Holy fuck this is ridiculous, who'd even date ethan ralph? he's a blob of a human

Yeah. Shame it got overshadowed by the sex tape. Hassle absolutely bodied boogie. "You can call the police but they can't unrape you." And then boogie pulls a boogie and claims his dad molested him in defense.
Ethan Ralph, who is 34 (?), was dating an 18 year old girl. She has a 20-something meth head ex-boyfriend. The girlfriend went back to her family for a bit, and the ex-boyfriend was releasing messages where she said she never loved Ralph and was sexting the ex. The ex was then saying he cucked Ralph, even though the girl and the ex never fucked, and was doing a stream spiking the football on Ralph.
Mid-stream, Ralph sends him a video, and like a dumb zoomer, the ex opens the video. It's a sex tape of him fucking the girl (again, the ex and her never fucked, it was just an online relationship with them). Like he's balls deep in this girl, his fat gut flying as she rides him reverse doggy style. During the sex, he reaches into her ass, then brings his hand to his mouth and huff her ass fumes, saying she has a perfect ass (to which she replies "what").
The ex goes full cope, crying it isn't her, before shutting down the stream. Ralph claims it can't be revenge porn because he and the girl are still together. I'll say this: revenge porn requires you to either be getting revenge on the victim (the girl in the video in this instance) or making money, and neither are true in this case. Ralph sent it to hurt the ex, not the girl.
Anyway, the sex tape drop was fucking madlad, but it was also a pyrrhic victory because everyone, even his friends, are dunking on him for having a disgusting sex tape out. He's kind of taken the hit and rolled with it as best as he can.
There's a bit more lore to it but that's the basics. Also Ralph is claiming SOMEONE released it, which is kind of wise if the girl goes after him legally. Dick Masterson, a friend of Ralph's, claims he was hacked, but that's horseshit.

Ralph's friends are saying he was "hacked" even though he has two factor and keepass lel

I can't look at his face without imagining him sniffing shit anymore.

was the goal of this thread to make him seem more based?

Kek if you're into shit then I suppose so. This is a guy who larps as a conservative who hates degenerates though, so it makes it that much funnier to me.

Fucking libertarians

holy shit how can anyone listen to these 3 people talking

youtube.com/watch?v=HaGqcPuxF20

Imagine carrying about some random internet celebrity and writing a 1000000 words assay on some trany weebboard

this is pretty based but i have to listen to it in another tab. i dont know how people can stand to look at ethan for more than 5 minutes at a time.

Go to sleep, Shannon.

youtube.com/watch?v=MoH0RdyIP6A

>midget smug motherfucker and a sugar addict go into a bar

Especially after this.

It's all funny to me.

Kys traniefaggot

HE'S SWEEPING IT UP!

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>You can call the police but they can't unrape you
Honestly one of the most brutal comebacks I've ever heard, ridiculous

IT CONTINUES! IT CONTINUES!

Hassle is a beast. All boogie had to do was go "oh he's fucking with me, better just ignore him" but he took the bait. Even after seeing this dude's videos where he fucks with people in real life (where it's a lot harder to ignore him), he still takes the bait. He thinks he's smarter or smoother than he really is, like he can go toe to toe with Hassle, and he can't.
Hassle also makes some solid points about boogie and how his Francis character is basically just him irl with a lisp, and how his only defense is to roll over and try to get sympathy like a bitch.