There should be a new filmmaking movement called DOGME 2020 which outright bans:
1.) Greenscreens in any way, shape or form 2.) Any hint at identity politics, even the slightest one 3.) Films with less than 120min running time 4.) Films that do not(!) engage/overburden the average viewer intellectually 5.) Films with less than one million or more than ten million USD budget 6.) Films with any amount of cynicism or bitter(!) irony
Camera equipment would need to be analog, aspect ratio would need to be Ultra Panavision 70 exclusively.
Directors eligible for being part of Dogme 2020 would have to prove a 20y+ marriage (first any only marriage, except when former partner died in a nonsuspicious way) with deep FBI-tier background checks with family and neighbors about health and exclusivity of the marriage.
Sound of Dogme 2020 films must be brutally compressed: The dynamic range must be small enough that the same film with the same sound mix can be watched in a large cinema as well as at home at night in an apartment building with thin walls and intolerant neighbors.
Cinemas being allowed to play Dogme 2020 films must serve ONLY the things an opera house serves during breaks (Champagne, salmon bagels etc.). There is a strict, total, brutally heavily fined "no food, no drinks" policy in the screen room itself. Food and drinks are consumed during the breaks only. The beginning and end of a break is introduced with a brass bell. A Dogme 2020 is mandated to have at least 1 break.
Advertisement for Dogme 2020 films is allowed in (renowned) newspapers only. The format of said advertisments is a full-page, text-only ad consisting of a 500 word treatment of the film's premise and some(!) of the artistic deliberations of the director. Specifically, trailers/teasers are outright forbidden.
Each Dogme 2020 film is required to spend at least 20 consecutive minutes of the running time meditating over the conditio humana in general or the role of the West in a globalized, multipolar society in particular. It is allowed to do this by focusing on smaller aspects of recent history.
Dogme 2020 films must feature at least a 20 word text (dialoge or otherwise) in Latin: The text must be original; it thus must not be a googleable proverb. It must be flawless in style (omissions, e.g. ablativus absolutus or gerundivum) and grammar. It also must convey a nontrivial thought.
People desiring admission to Dogme 2020 films must pledge to never watch "Hollywood Blockbuster" movies at any occasion. They must sign a contract allowing for stiff pecunary penalties, should they be witnessed breaking that pledge.
Dogme 2020 have an absolutely strict "no sex" policy, with the only exception being sophisticated innuendo. A jury of peers decides whether such an innuendo is sophisticated or not.
Dogme 2020 directors are required to throw invitations to the Academy Awards into the trash, unopened.
Ethan Clark
Kill yourself
Tyler Roberts
No.
Ayden Long
op is a fag. move on
Lincoln Hall
lmao shooting in 70mm with a budget between 1 and 10 million Good luck with that
Nicholas Morris
i appreciate the time you took to think of this but you truly OD'ed on the autism there
David Carter
> there should be a movement... that’s a utopian fantasy dawg the style, run length, and content of commercial films is increasingly dictated by profitability just watch old Hollywood or non-commercial films
Ian Bailey
there should be a noose with OP's neck in it
Landon Nguyen
Ok faggot
Brandon Cox
>6.) Films with any amount of cynicism or bitter(!) irony Based and anti-cynicism pilled
Christian Young
How much does 70mm film cost per hour? I am willing to factor that in, with an explicit appropriation of the money for film rolls.
Aaron Scott
Just film on a digital camera first, then point the 70mm camera at the screen and record that
Adam Sanchez
I think it’s time to give up on dogme bro
Jose Torres
Not only can I find no flaws in this stipulation, I would go as far as saying that without malicious intent, it is actually impossible to make a bad film under these constraints.
>Yeah, so how do you earn money doing this. Patrons. Rich people with ivy league degrees who will give a part of their wealth to the cause. While being allowed to be profitable, profitability for Dogme 2020 films is not necessary and should even be discouraged as to prevent screenwriters to introduce ideas that montetize easily instead of ideas with intellectual value.
Nathaniel Lopez
i'd nail her on a cross if you know what i mean
Hunter Murphy
>seething so hard at Christian iconography that you don’t even stop to actually look at the image
Julian Peterson
How about movies with no piss instagram filter. Better yet, destroy all digital cameras and go back to film
Chase Moore
Why did you reply? You're the one seething bitch. Fucking kill yourself you useless lowlife.
Levi Peterson
Please elaborate, in detail, wherein the contradiction lies.
Nathaniel Watson
You can tongue my cornhole you coward fuck. Your only contribution to the world will be when you leave it.
Kayden Scott
>less than one million What's the matter boy got filtered by real kino?
Parker Jenkins
My money is on you not being able to explain or provide evidence supporting your conclusion.
Mason Richardson
>this person is claiming they're not seething Interesting...
>outright ban on any and all identity politics, even the barest hint >Each Dogme 2020 film is required to spend at least 20 consecutive minutes of the running time meditating over the conditio humana in general or the role of the West in a globalized, multipolar society in particular. Why contradict yourself within your own ruleset
Kevin Scott
Please elaborate, in detail, wherein the contradiction lies.
Parker Price
This trolling attempt actually made me laugh a little. >b-but I wasn't trolling! I know, user. I know.
Ian Thompson
>Why is nuclear proliferation an issue? Because those with different nationalities (I.e. identities) may pose a threat to us.
That is a terribly dishonest and contorted sophism and you should feel ashamed over it.
Tyler Jones
>the role of the West in a globalized, multipolar society in particular. Is explicitly identity politics, under the classical definition of the term. If you disagree you do not understand what identity politics are.
Cameron Edwards
No because it does not necessarily have to do with identity and mistaking geopolitical thoughts with identity politics is a rather embarassing faux pas of yours. Please refrain from enganging in the discussion if you are not equipped to carry your own weight in it.
Gavin Howard
seething rightoids always just mean "anything hinting at a worldview to the left of hitler's" when they ree about a work containing "politics", it's transparent and embarrassing
Justin Bailey
>Sound of Dogme 2020 films must be brutally compressed: kill yourself right this instant
Threats can be envisioned that do not have an aspect of identity politics to it, to return to the original context of your sophistry.
Cooper Jenkins
Try not replying to me, can you do that you crybaby incel cunt.
David Cook
t. brainlet who does not have a firm grasp on the grotesque dynamic range that action blockbuster movies have - a dynamic range which, to cut costs, is kept unchanged when releasing the same film on BluRay. Meaning that if you were to watch such a film in your apartment in the evening, to be actually able to follow the dialoge acoustically, the volume would be high enough that neighbors would reliably call the police upon the first action/explosion scene. Compression is a vital necessity for audio tracks of the film. People are, by and large, not interested, and have zero tolerance for a gunshot scene having the same sound pressure as an actual gunshot.
Adrian Ortiz
Films are meant to be played in cinemas or cinema like setups, not on your poorfaggot 13 inch laptops and walmart TVs with dogshit intergrated speakers. You expecting a whisper to be of the same volume as an explosion only says that you're a manchild living with your mommy afraid that a noise louder than a toilet flushing will make her angry. Or if you're that much of a literal street shitting poorfaggot pajeet to have to play surround sound source files on stereo playback systems then you should at the very least downmix the mix of the film digitally with any software in two seconds.
Get an actual setup or stop crying you absolute poorfaggot subhuman.
