Characters resume has a 5 year gap

>characters resume has a 5 year gap
I hate this trope

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Just tell them you would have to kill them if you told them what you really did.

just tell them you'd like to fill THEIR five year old's 'gap', if you know what i mean. this alpha move will shock and arouse them, and guarantee you a position on top.

My mom has like a 30 year gap

I’m up to that episode too desu. I get the feeling that it’s going g to be a season long arc.

>character has to include high schools grades to fill out one side of paper since he's done so little since leaving
Yawn

A resume should only be 1 page, 1 side.
Also it should include a photo.

This one is easy "taking care of sick parent or grandparent full time". Choose the disease, usually cancer or dementia

Just tell them you were in coma and then recovering.

>2009-2020 novelist (unpublished)

Based.

Of what? Muh dick?

>character doesnt have a resume at all

>character has only worked 5 days in 30 years

Say you were suffering from depression, anxiety and gender dysphoria, you’ll get the job easy. Or that you were protesting for BLM.

Sailing around the world. On Safari. How about none of your fucking business. Do American employers really?

You smartass

>apply for mediocre minimum wage job
>they give me a psychological profile test
Can't I just write "I'm not a Nigger" on the app and skip that part?

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Just say your were attending online courses and that you were a full-time student.

I say that I took some time off to raise my child, and now that they've passed away I am free to return to work.

LMAO say you were hunting the most dangerous game and that speaking any further details about this adventure will leave the employer's head mounted on your wall.

>character has never had a job in 30+ years and doesn't even have a diploma or GED equivalent and definitely has mental health issues

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Just put Checking dubs (5 years)

>character gets the job only because he knew someone who was already working for the company

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How is her footgame?

>Also it should include a photo.

If you want it to go in the bin

>That's very interesting user.
>May we see your manuscripts?

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>minimum wage job
>character has to pass 3 filters, 2 interviews with management, iq test, have references, etc
Kinos for this trope

I believe this is known as Burgerpunk

>HR person is a giga stacy who is younger than you
Why

This.
Never, EVER tell the truth about how you were lazy and spent all day playing games. You'll never get a job like that. Lie if you have to. That's how I got my first real job without any experience

>been jobless for 2 years now
>gonna use the "covid excuse" for my next interview

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>character is a wageslave
do americans really?

Not this episode again

More like 16 years.

>character has a CS degree but can't get a job
Uh Chads?