Twice onboard Voyager we have celebrated Kes's birthday, and I baked a Jimbalian fudge cake for each occasion. It's not an easy cake to do; a shell of crushed kabeebee nuts surrounds the cake. These nuts come from the tenth moon of Zadon. It's a huge commitment to get there, taking several lifetimes of travel. As far as I know, the only life-form who's ever made it there and back was George Burns. There are two versions of the cake. The first takes nine years to bake; if you're planning to serve this to an Ocampan friend, put it in the oven while they're still in the womb, and be prepared to serve it at the funeral luncheon! The other version is the one I served on Voyager, and it's Kes's favorite. Like I said, it is a tough cake to make, but I believe one should go to any length to please one's sweetheart.
/trek/ - Jiballian Fudge Cake Edition
Fans are IN LOVE with lower decks!
yesterday I made a brownie cake at work with a vanilla cake center and chocolate brownie mix poured on top
the rest of the crew thought it was a political statement about diversity but the truth is I'm just bad at cooking and wondered if it was possible to make a brownie cake
it was pretty yummy and I wish I had a replicator so I don't have to take these risks
That's sad ensign I am sorry. They couldn't see the real statement baked into your cake about love and comradere for your crew mates.
Don't let their cold hearts prevent you from baking a warm cake!
claim your trekfu before someone else can
I tried drizzling the brownie mix on in swirls because I thought it would settle with the cake batter and come out even but they didn't mix so it was just a cake with mountain ranges of brownie on top of them
but it was fucking good when it was still hot and I'd make one for Riker if he asked
Did The Federation ever fix Alcoholism?
whenever Riker asks for some cake he means it literally and figuratively
Well you already claimed my trekfu so I guess I'll just die alone.
was riker fat in TNG?
I would let him have some cake, both literally and figuratively. Any day of the week, literally.
After season 1 or maybe 2 he noticeably fattens up
He's a big guy
Not fat, stocky
>Riker
>only asking for one cake
He's a two cakes minimum kind of guy.
TWO CAKES FRAKES
>discovery isn't until October
the fuck? I thought it was today / tonight
In Starfleet, yes. At large, no.
Cakeposter I hate you so fucking much.
How many weeks of Star Trek was it supposed to be again. Its like being back in the golden age.
In literally eight weeks from today.
>all this cbs shilling
>Cakeposter
Cockposter??
Sake. I was looking forward to it as something to watch but all I got is lower decks, what a shame.
still packing more heat than the average /trek/ poster
I'd do him.
Yeah but woman wont
Some women like tiny dicks, usually so they can do butt stuff. If Mariner bangs Boimler after seeing his tiny dick then it's pretty much canon she's a butt slut.
>what is a grower
>crushing on boimler and defending his dick
calm down, mariner
just saying my dick goes from 2 to 7 inches
nah
yes
God the final arc of DS9 drags on so much, and so far it felt like half the time was spent on relationship counseling for Ezri and Worf, Sisko and Kassidy, and Winn and Dukat. So much fucking yapping on about love and relationships.
peak weekend /trek/