Glengarry Glen Ross

Jesus what a miserable experience this movie was

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Imagine spending your life as a desperate, poor cold-calling salesman in the US.

yeah tv/ hyped it way too much for me , it was kinda sad the way it ended? were they leaving it open for a sequel

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i'd be pissed if some salesman turned up at my door past 9pm.

>You're posting about what. You're posting about... Posting about that movie that sucked, some Zig Forums sonofabitch bitching about Jews, some broad you're trying to get pictures of her screwing somebody who's not your sister, so forth. Let's talk about something important. They all here?
Hiro: All but one.
>I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important. PUT. THAT PEPE. DOWN. Pepe's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. Your name's user? You call yourself a shitposter you son of a bitch?

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The captchas are weak? You're weak

>I don't gotta sit here and listen to this shit.
>You certainly don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're banned. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. Cause we're adding a little something to this month's shitposting contest. As you all know first prize is a year's worth of janitorial salary. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of Zig Forums gold passes. Third prize is you're banned. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got memes. You can't close the memes you're given you can't close shit. You ARE shit. Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT.
>The memes are weak!
>The memes are weak? The fuckin' memes are weak? YOU'RE weak. I've been baneposting FIFTEEN YEARS.
>Kimi no na wa?
>FOR YOU. That's my name. You know why, mister? You use an iPhone 5 to post here. I use an eighty-thousand dollar shitposting rig. THAT'S my name.

>And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the oldfag's game, you can't outmeme them - go upstairs and tell your mom your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to quote on the post which is yours.

>You hear me, you fucking foot fags? A-B-M. A-Always, B-Be, M-Memeing. Always be memeing. ALWAYS BE MEMEING.

>A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Digits, Action. Attention - Do I have your attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, 'cause it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Digits - Have you made your dubs for Kek? And Action. A-I-D-A.

>Get out there - you got the kym pages coming in. You think they came in to get posted on reddit? A meme doesn't get reposted lest it wants to be posted. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their (you)s. Are you gonna post it? Are you man enough to post it?

>What's the problem, pal?

Car salesmen are the biggest scum of them all.