How the fuck does George somehow get laid despite being a balding fat fuck?

He talks to women. Thats all I do. I see a woman talk to her, 99% are not attracted at all, but Im nice about it but that 1 out 100 who is good looking will be looking for a rebound or a safe guy and there I am. I try to get cute girls who are depressed

T. Very ugly and short and bald 26 year old.

Fucking j*nnies. Did I strike a nerve?

its a tv show

He does look like one of those fat guys that always smell bad too.

He tries. I'm a 5'6" manlet demigod of okay appearance, but instead of bitching and moaning I enjoy my life and am friendly with strangers. I also ask girls out. I've gotten laid plenty. Most of 4chins straight up refuses to try because they fear rejection and end up angry at the world.

because lookism is a cope for people with shitty personalities. if youre charismatic, confident and well groomed you can be far from good looking and still get laid often.

based boomhaur method

I’m 5’6 conventional attractive with a smile. Shit is so cash. Girlfriend is 5’7, but when she wears heals, I feel so lil and tiny

This. Just go outside and talk to people

in other words, you are willing to fuck fat, annoying whores

the women he banged were 'tv pretty' like everyone in the show

in reality, they wouldve been bottom of barrel fattys and uggos

No, but my friends who's 6'2" is. I've never slept with a fat girl and never will. People who don't take care of their bodies shouldn't expect people who do to give a shit. Get outside, enjoy the great outdoors. Also don't use dating apps. Internet romance is the worst fucking shit and I feel bad for people who fall down that rabbithole. Go outdoors, flirt with the cashier at the grocery or say hello to somebody you're passing while jogging. Build your confidence up, take some pride in who you are, and don't expect every girl who's nice to you to bang you. Angry virgins fall in love too fast and it wigs people out.

much like your mom and pigs you can bag

girls don't actually care as long as you aren't obese or homeless or something. it's all perception

just b yourself

Not giving a fuck is manly and enticing, and George fraudulently exudes not giving a fuck because he's a manbaby who's oblivious and unable to mature. That's why he only gets dates, hardly girlfriends. Susan is the exception because she's completely crazy.

its a tv show

This. If you reduced the attractiveness levels of all the women he dates by 3 points it would be very realistic. Especially since it was the 90s

Could you picture George getting matches on Tinder?

No because in this era all the power in the dating market is with the females and males are fucked unless they are chad

>wears a suit
>college education
>usually has a good job

Yes, he'd probably figure out a whole system to have sex with single moms looking for support without committing

>wears a suit
George is kind of a slob so it can be easy to forget the dude dresses quite well, which goes a very long way.

For the most part even his casual wear was always on point, George was almost always impeccably dressed. Jerry often looked like a clown in comparison.

Because he was based on Larry who was a relatively successful writer in new York at the time and could get frothing money hungry sluts. Probably.

someone doesn't like their tinder likes

I can buy this. People can make any number of posts talking about how how you look doesn't matter, you just gotta try, but nah. I don't fucking buy it. If you are fat and short and bald I don't fucking care how you act, assuming you aren't Harvey fucking Weinstein, you are not getting girls.
George is a bit of a fantasy, in a comedic sort of way.