Cast it
Cast it
Thomas Ward
Christopher Jenkins
Nah, this book is awful. Badly edited, poor continuity and internal consistency. Authors seem to change between books. Plot is cliched and thin, with virtually no character development save for Judas Iscariot. The main characters of Jesus and Moses are entirely one dimensional messianic figures. The novel opens with Adam and Eve, and then ignores them for the next thousand pages or so. The built-in bookmark was a nice touch, but a little pretentious.
Oddly, it wasn't shelved with the other fiction books.
Parker Lee
Mostly black people since that is the truth, especially Moses
Nicholas Gomez
Me as god
Alexandra Daddario as Mary
Walton Goggons as Joesph
Mel Gibson as Jesus
Jonah Hill as Judas
Adam Nelson
Xavier Moore
some black guy as jesus
just to make the incels here seethe
Hunter Lewis
>That one time some kids made fun of the the prophet Elisha for being a balding hairlet, & God sent two bears to maul the fuck out the kids
This is the kind of KINO we need
Bentley Ross
this
and also this
Juan Murphy
>Mel Gibson as Jesus
My negro. Also Randy Quaid as John The Baptist.
Kevin Murphy
Anyone else believe in God but just don't accept the bible as an accurate portrayal of god's word? Why the fuck would I read a book that has been altered by the pope over the years. It's ridiculous.
Logan Myers
Yes, me. I was born and raised as a Catholic but I believe that this whole tale about the Jesus being a meek pacifist is horseshit. The Roman Church had a huge monopoly on the dissemination of the Word for a long time before it was broken up into the Roman Catholic and the Eastern Orthodox churches, plus both Churches would've had huge interest in teaching a population of medieval illiterates to be docile and easy to control.
Wyatt Gomez
A completely regular cast with what you'd expect, except for Jesus who is played by John Turturro, complete with accent, character and bowling ball.
Jayden Nelson
>Jesus being meek
Read the Bible you pleb
Ian Garcia
Try the King James. It was put together by a bunch of brainiac Protestants. They pretty much hit the ball out of the park on their scholarship.
Easton Collins
Ultra pleb
Normal pleb. Not bad but also no good.
Adrian Campbell
This, my favorite depiction of Jesus is him whipping jews in the temple. Jesus is based.
Gabriel Ross
Ok will do. Thanks for the recommendation.
Dylan Torres
A trilogy based on David's life would neat
>1st Movie: All the events of his early life that lead up to David vs Goliath
>2nd Movie: The major events went during Davids reign as king
>3rd Movie: Old King David vs Absalom in the Battle of the Wood of Ephraim
Dominic Ortiz
Henry Cavil as Adam
Anya Taylor-Joy as Eve
Nathaniel Lopez
I've read the Bible. There's very little in it about Jesus being combative with the exception of him whipping Jews in the Temple of King Solomon for turning the place into a market.
Jose Murphy
Nice. The first sin is depicted in a 50 minute long sex scene.
Jonathan Flores
Found your old testament God OP
Liam Reed
me as Jesus
Sebastian Johnson
You don't need to be combative to not be meek. Jesus commands respect throughout the Gospels and he knows his whole purpose is to be sacrificed. Sorry there weren't enough fight scenes to keep you entertained
Samuel Butler
You miss the point entirely, but thank you for trying to participate in this conversation.
Liam Jones
Yeah if we make a show about his life the final season needs to lead up to a snake/ocelot like fight on the top of heaven. Straight fist fighting/CQC shit.
Kayden Carter
Those trips don't lie. The Lord himself demands this.
Joshua Collins
This is the kind of thing white Boomers believe sadly
David Russell
Serious question: How do you adapt The Bible as an action movie without being disrespectful?
I wanna see Jesus say a one-liner while he draws his whip before kicking the merchants out of the temple on a single martial arts take under synthwave music. Maybe even take some liberties and set in a futuristic roman empire.
David Clark
give me one example of Jesus being meek.
Lincoln Gomez
That's the Bible you've read you fucking brainlet zoomer faggot
Cameron King
Donald Trump as Jesus Christ.
Nathaniel Cook
There was plenty of stuff in the Old Testament that could be suite to a "300" style action movie without really changing anything.
Ryan Perez
The entire scene needs to play out like he's tony soprano.
He picks up the whip and just looks disgusted by the site of these fucking yids and just starts going ham. This is what got him whacked of course.
Austin Barnes
I need some good healthy supermodels for the positive and healthy and non-sexualized Adam and Eve scenes
Cameron Moore
That's not how it happened, dishonest faggot.