Could Gollum feel no pain at this point? He was sinking into lava and instead of screaming he just frowns

Could Gollum feel no pain at this point? He was sinking into lava and instead of screaming he just frowns.

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He was too busy trying to figure out Aragorn's tax policy

Nothing mattered except the Ring.

He would have also died the second he hit the lava, because it's like hitting solid ground. It's also a movie, in case you didn't know.

he realized it wasn't lava and therefore had nothing to fear

boiling alive in molten lava is nothing compared to the pain of childbirth

When you're in that much pain your brain kinda stops listening to its pain receptors and you go into shock

kek

yeah im sure your mom nearly died while pushing your fatass out

are you implying gollum gave birth?

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GRRM is actually a great example of the character he critiques as being too one dimensional. He misses this point and instead talks about tax policies and killing baby orcs. He makes the same mistake Sauron does. He can't enjoy the story. He needs every nauseating and stupid detail elaborated on and controlled for. In his eyes we need Aragorn's tax policy, we need the consistency and smell of elf feces, we need to know Gimli's penis size. Meanwhile that's not what Tolkien does. He plants the forest, grows it, and the world is alive and unending. Meanwhile GRRM like Sauron, ultimately can't even complete his work, because at his core his premise is flawed. He'll meticulously worry about the temperature of Dany's cervix while "quibbling" with Tolkien until he keels over from a heart attack with his work permanently incomplete.

He finally got the Ring back after 50 years or whatever it was, it was the only thing in the world he cared about, he was nothing but a husk of a creature whittled down over 500 years alone to one single desire.

giving birth isnt that painful, if it was no one would want to have a second kid, if anything I think getting hit in the balls is worse. you dont hear guys asking to be kicked near as much as you hear women saying they want kids.

I always felt the ending would be better if he slipped on the ring as he was falling and turned invisible and then all we saw was a splash

He's greed was all-consuming.

What was going through his head at this moment?

The nerve endings burn pretty quick so you don’t feel much.

Incidentally, rock, even when molton, is heavier than organic matter, so he never should have sunk into it at all.

I thought molten lava was pretty viscous

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>Income tax?

>Could Gollum feel no pain at this point? He was sinking into lava and instead of screaming he just frowns.
If you notice, he's holding the ring up, trying to save it.

Imagine drowning in lava.

>until he keels over from a heart attack with his work permanently incomplete
all things considered, it'll be incomplete regardless of big georgie's health

what ring?

Are there any locations in the continental US where I can die in this manner?

lel

what is gollum made out of? he sinks in lava so he is denser than molten rock

you joke, but this has probably been unironically said many times

a steel mill

find your nearest metal forge and throw yourself in.

>what ring?
You know, that one ring.

>"UH IT'S A MOVIE! FUCKING RETARD! DON'T KNOW IT'S NOT REAL?! EHHH FUCKING HANDICAP!! DUHHHH!"

I'd hate to be you.

He screams in the book.
He also falls because literally God willed it, not because Frodo pushed him

There's basis for that; it's called the fires of Mt. Doom and was built by an evil wizard/warlord, we don't know that it's actually lava. Only that it can destroy magical rings and it's a type of fire.

Even falling into water would have shattered his bones bro

nah it's magic lava bro, that's why it's the only thing that can destroy the ring

wait, wtf was his power when he wore the ring, anyway