ITT: Cursed Films You Know Zig Forums's Never Seen

I know for a fucking fact none of you faggots have watched this.

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>Jack !cPFqNZRE5g
Why do you have this?

That film is entry-level. Everyone on Zig Forums has seen it.

salo is entry level edgelord shit, you have to be at least eighteen to post here and everyone on this board has seen it and owns the criterion edition. get back to me when you've seen slaughtered vomit dolls, faggot.

masturbated to sade's novels when I was a little lad, especially Justine

>dude poopoo lmao
fuck off and post something you know average Zig Forums posters havent seen

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>Everyone on Zig Forums has seen it
You do nothing but talk about Eyes Wide Shut every other Thursday, who're you trying fool?

>Is bothered by trips
Imagine letting another man control your mood like that, are you a faggot?

You can keep saying entry level shit all you want, I know damn well that 140 faggots that never shut up about Kubrick haven't seen this.

Get a load of Charles Dickens here, wanking off to literature.

Quiet, insect.
*sentences you to 1 million years of tickle torture*

I tried to trick my high school drama teacher into letting me direct a scene from philosophy in the bedroom for a theater fest but no dice

I watched it all the way up to the shit eating and bailed.

>Asterisk
Fuck off back to Deviantart.

I asked you a simple question. You get dramatic and accuse me of being a faggot. Why did you let me control your mood like that?

>tripfagging
Die

I've seen it faggot

Everyone and their mother has seen Salo. Pic related is best Pasolini btw

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I haven't seen it but I read the book. I somehow doubt the movie has de Sade's trademark sense of humor.

Zig Forums , bunch of fucking faggots

The Duke of Blangis is an absolute monster in the book. How would you cast him for a modern adaptation?

>Is bothered by faggot being used against him
>Tries to flip it
>Forgets what site he's on
Okay, faggot. Bum boy.

>Seething this hard
Let me lick your tears.

Oh did you wank off too?

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Russel Crowe.

Why are you so mad right now? Your behavior is like that of a catty middle aged woman.

>Digging his own grave
Gimme a kiss though. It's not gay if it's clay.

That wouldn't work at all man.

>did you wank off too
I can't jerk off to any of his books but I have laughed out loud at them.
Only book I ever jerked off to was Venus in Furs, sorry

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Liam Neeson.

Actually coming across like a massive faggot. Did discord send you as a rep?

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eat shit and die tripfag

Cast him.
>Blangis stood five foot eleven inches tall, had limbs of great strength and energy, powerful sinews, elastic nerves, in addition to that a proud and masculine visage, great dark eyes, handsome black eyelashes, an aquiline nose, fine teeth, a quality of health and exuberance, broad shoulders, a heavy chest but a well-proportioned figure withal, splendid hips, superb buttocks, the handsomest leg in the world, an iron temperament, the strength of a horse, the member of a veritable mule, wondrously hirsute, blessed with the ability to eject its sperm any number of times within a given day and at will, even at the age of fifty, which was his age at the time, a virtually constant erection in this member whose dimensions were an exact eight inches for circumference and twelve for length over-all, and there you have the portrait of the Duc de Blangis, drawn as accurately as if you'd wielded the pencil yourself.

>Hasn't pulled me up for trips
FUCKING KNEW IT I knew only the newfags did it and the oldfags moved on and just responded to what was being asked. Fucking knew it.

Your toes, give them to me.

Newfag.

James Charles.

Sounds like Don Draper

>James Charles
Maybe if he took a gallon of tren a day for 10 years.

Okay, Alex Hassell.

>OP only just watched Salo
Embarrassing

>being a tripfaggot
You already lost sweaty.

Why did Sade do this to our venerable Duke?
>And despite all that, would you believe it? a steadfast child might have hurled this giant into a panic; true indeed it is that the spirit often poorly corresponds with the fleshy sheath enveloping it: as soon as Blangis discovered he could no longer use his treachery or his deceit to make away with his enemy, he would become timid and cowardly, and the mere thought of even the mildest combat, but fought on equal terms, would have sent him fleeing to the ends of the earth. He had nevertheless, in keeping with custom, been in one or two campaigns, but had acquitted himself so disgracefully he had retired from the service at once.

Sounds very relatable.

>Assumes this
>Can't prove it
You just learned what horse shit tastes like. I can be baseless too.

>Anus pulverized by the actions of another man, bollocks completely out of chi because of what another man decided to do
Imagine being that personally affected by my actions when I don't even know you.

Embarrassing.

Yeah but do you bear a proud and masculine visage like our venerable Duke?

More importantly, cast Hercules and Ass-Cleaver.

I remember renting this film on vhs from an Italian place in the early 90's. Didn't have subtitles and was banned at the time.

Tripfag.

Blow me an Irish rose.

this
go fuck yourself