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>2093

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Derrrr, why does she have an axe

fuck you, it makes sense.
You don't take an axe into space to use it as a weapon.
If you have to use anything as a weapon IN space, then nothing will be enough.

don't forget the wheat fields

>tfw you’ll be 94 in 2093

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I forgot, are we laughing at the axe's shape, or at the idea of taking an axe in space ? I mean it makes sense to me, if a door of their spaceship is broken and they need to get to the other side quickly, or if they want to collect plant samples bigger than twigs.

Will you still be posting "le ebin space axe" meme in 2093?

Since they have androids, laser weapons, and space travel, wouldn't they have developed a better way of cutting wood than a fucking hand axe? Even we have chainsaws.

The doors on that spaceship are like foot thick steel, you'd never axe through them. A crowbar would be a better tool since they all slide.

But we have axes too. What is you point?

I mean why bother bringing an axe when they probably have all advanced laser wood cutters that are far more efficient and useful?

Why don't they have an entire almost-human android turned off in a box with lasers in his fingers to cut down trees and make shelter?

What will she cut anyway? Alien trees lol? There's literally nothing on the planet.

This. Finally someone who didn't flunk space camp.

All that other shit tends to break
Nothing wrong with having basic tools on hand

I love the very deliberate pisstake in Covenant when Franco gets roasted and someone's hitting the sleeping pod with an axe but it does absolutely nothing. Ridley has a great sense of humor.

>All that other shit tends to break
what?

On top of everything else that’s the stupidest axe design in history.

Would have been fine if Charlize Theron had simply turned to the left while running away from the donut.

It was just too incredibly contrived on top of the rest of other problems.
The sloppy stuff would have been glossed over on the whole.

But we don't have humanoids and lasers and battleships and shit. What's your point?

You need something to chop those space trees brah

But we have chainsaws.

An Axe is an incredibly usefull tool that will never go out of fashion, just like Hammers. It will always be usefull.
Are you going to complain that NASA uses ancient stuff like hammers and wheels next?

an axe is simple and dependable, those other things require fuel and electricity. it's probably good to have something simple like an axe if you end up in a real shitshow like a fire + the power went out

Her death literally felt wacky after all the hyper serious god stuff earlier on.

And that was GLASS. People come on these threads and say she could cut the doors down with a fucking axe.

I'll be fucking dead, sadly. No way I'm living that long.

Who said its glass? Wouldn't a Lexan impact resistant shield be more reliable?
Have you ever tried breaking a Lexan impact resistant shield?

I'll be 97, zoomer.

>steel
they're probably made out of aluminum or another lighter metal since steel is too heavy for use in space to be cost effective.

It's a cool looking axe.

>putting wheels on your spaceship
ISHYGDDT. Don't you know everything uses vtol and landing pads in the future?

axes are curved for a very good reason, you should look up why. a straight edged axe is PEAK retarded and i can't believe somebody this stupid is allowed to make millions creating films while i have to be a proletarian cuck