>"Sorry sir, I can't let you in. You lived a life of sin."
"Sorry sir, I can't let you in. You lived a life of sin."
Nicholas Ramirez
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Ayden Cox
BUT OUR LIFES MADE UP OF CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOICES
>(some without appeal)
They took for granted your soul, and it’s now ours to steal
>As your nightmare comes to liiiiiiiiife
Christian Wood
>Heya, Champ. I’ve got some ribs cooking especially for you user.
Jackson Allen
no worry Robbie, I'll be in Limbo for 400 years if you need me
Andrew Clark
Hell is a separation from god and spending an eternity in blackness. Heaven is being reincarnated on a paradise earth where none of the animals will eat each other ever again.
Dunno how everyone gets this so very wrong.
Zachary Phillips
>But i didnt choose to be born
Jack Lopez
I dont want to socialise outside our arrangement, Robert. I hope you understand
Grayson Wilson
>implying consent precedes existence
legalistic rationalization won't save you from the consequences of your actions, user! now off to the flaming feces pits!
Chase Rogers
>niggers in heaven
I knew God was retarded
Ethan Barnes
I want to speak to your supervisor Peter
Luis Allen
I understand completely
I guess this is goodbye Robert
You were the only one nice to me
Jose Turner
He's clearly outside the gates, user
Jaxson Torres
/pillarofsalt
Nicholas Price
>hiring niggers for his gated community
Even worse, imagine the look on God's face when heaven gets robbed
Connor Gray
Heaven has no personal possessions
Camden Reed
That's ok robert, I was already going to purgatory anyway. I'll be back in 2000 years or so. Purgatory, our little detour on the road to paradise.
Adam Roberts
>you're thinking of the guy who brought his own falcon to the kinoplex. understandable mistake, we have the same name and penis length
Isaac Thomas
>slips a $50 bill
Can you check my name again, Bobbie?
Jacob Cruz
>God is a nigger loving communist
This is why I'm a Satanist
Jace Hill
The last thing I remember is watching Demolition Man and I heard an explosion in the popcorn mines... can you at least tell me how I went out Rob?
Matthew Perez
>sorry, sir, you never bought our $20 popcorn and $15 soft drink, so now we can no longer keep the gates open.
Brandon Young
I had a dream once where I was wandering an beautiful yet empty desolate palace. It was made of fine stone. The loneliness was terrifying. I realized that the true terror of hell was not fire and brimstone but the absence of god. And then I woke up.
Thomas Bailey
Don't talk about Robert like that
Michael Watson
HAHAHAHAHA JUST TRY AND STOP ME
*YOINK*
Noah Hernandez
so had everyone else
Carter Rogers
>This is why I'm a Satanist
you want to spend eternity in a giant communist fetish dungeon?
Parker Smith
>giant communist fetish dungeon?
Thought we just agreed that's heaven?
Ryder Morgan
youtube.com
just do this
Mason Gonzalez
>tfw no killing myself out of fear that the Dante tree thing is real
I mean you could live your life litteraly being a gigapedorapist and there'll be redemption for you in the end after your long torment in hell
But no such things for people who denied God's gift of life
Man, I've never been raised religious but this terrifies me
Jordan Martin
i miss being greeted by Robert at the theater.
i think we all do.
Gabriel Ortiz
I appreciate you sharing that. I love dreams, they mean more than most give them credit.
Carter Moore
>called the Divine Comedy
>user takes it seriously