But I mean, this tipping automatically... it's for the birds

>But I mean, this tipping automatically... it's for the birds.

Was he right?

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Tippi in The Birds? Yes, quite right.

To quote a normie any time I say anything interesting to them in a text, "what lol"

everything that he said was 100% true.
tipping? Nah.

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Yes. He’s never been refuted and to this day makes waiters everywhere seethe

Refusing to tip is a great idea if you like spit in your food. You better make sure never to come to that restaurant again if you don't tip.

>i-i-'ll spit in ur food! reeee!
Unlike you lot, i don't live in a poor area filled with reprobates petty enough to do that. And even if they would, you recieve your food before paying in any restaurant worth your time. And even if you didn't, (and here's the kicker): I don't give a fuck. i say, make that loogie nice and big so i can get your wagie ass fired and sued.
Cheers!

No because it's like an unwritten rule and you only don't follow it if you're a smug asshole. It's like saying bless you when someone sneezes. You don't HAVE to say it, but it's just something you do because it's common sense to. You can afford the meal you paid for you can afford to add a couple singles to brighten your server/waitresses day.

Of course if you want to never do that and say fuck everyone i'm a cute frog who doesn't tip because Zig Forums told me it's for the birds then that's also a choice if you like spit in your food.

he was completely unironically right

absolute state of muttmeriKKKa

>so i can get your wagie ass fired and sued.
this is why i always mix in the spit with those who make their way onto the tip shitlist we maintain

Any non third world country simply have their staff earn a wage instead of having to rely on tips

Waiters and waitresses have a lot of power over your food. If you don't tip them, they are 100% going to spit in your food if you return to that restaurant

>I make my sheckles through extortion
You're a nigger

this; i hope that the defenders of tipping are just larpers and that nobody actually does this. can you fathom anything more pathetic? fucking with a stranger's food is perhaps one of the most cowardly things you can do, i'm surprised you haven't sepukku'd from your complete lack of self respect yet.
If you gotta problem with the way a dude tips, waddle yourself out from behind the counter and go tell it to his face like a man, instead of being a slimy sniveling rat

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Yeah I'll just keep making my own food at home. Fuck your whole industry :)

It should be illegal not to tip desu

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>tipping? here's the only tip i'll give, m'bird

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How can you do that? Did they hold the entire table upside down first and then just kind of flip the entire thing over?

>getting my food and the spit of that tight assed teenage blonde with braided hair for the same price

haha sure wouldn't want that

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Tipping happens at the end retard.

I put the coaster over the drink first and flipped it/pulled it out real quick and put the ketchup around it after pretty simple

lmao. hopefully you got the looks instead

This, why do people think they'd be able to see the spit? The whole point of spit is it's invisible.

He said "if you return to that restaurant". Can you read, moron? People are capable of remembering you for the next time you arrive.

Mr. Pink was 100% in the right. If tipping is mandatory it's not tipping anymore, it's just an extra invisible fee. Always tipping means it becomes a standard and thus actual tips are devalued.

My parents taught me how to cook, it's much cheaper, and tastes better, so I'll never be giving any restaurants my business, certainly not ones that require tipping. I'm also not a wagecuck who begs my corporate masters to keep my pay illegally low so they can direct my anger at my fellow man rather than their bullshit system.

Not like anyone's going out to restaurants right now what with the global pandemic.

> mandatory tipping

Might as well just have a minimum wage

True.

I went to three restaurants this weekend and I sure as fuck didn't tip.

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This, it's sad that americans still can't get the most basic benefits of a capitalist system.
>universal health care
>standardized wage and tax system
>actually decent public education
>coalition government so your elected president doesn't get literally stalled for his entire term by shoddy impeachement trials
Your country sucks, but most places that have adopted a capitalist democracy have flourished. So you guys had some decent ideas hundreds of years ago, I guess.

>no no goy, you should be the one paying the wages and not the restaurant, that's just how it goes
>if you don't behave we'll cut a part of your d...
>oh yeah we already did that, well then we'll just have the negroes that we imported spit aids in your food if you don't pay their wages

>why don't you have to tip at mcdonalds?
>well their leaders don't wear kipas

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