WE NEED A PLAGUE. ABOUT 95% OF YOU NEED TO DIE

WE NEED A PLAGUE. ABOUT 95% OF YOU NEED TO DIE.

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This but unironically
Everything people do to nature is shitty except for when we occasionally clean up our own mess. Less people, less mess.

TIME TO PREPP THE NIA BVLL

This sounds like something he'd say. The juvenile 'everyone is dumb except me' mentality. I'm not surprised he's so popular on Zig Forums

It's literally a quote from one of his standup routines

Uh oh. Ol' Billy Burr is reddit's favorite stand-up comedian. They're not gonna like this.

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dumb ESLposter

>omg overpopulation amirite? whites need to stop having kids! we need a new plague! thanos did nothing wrong!
>*boomer remover appears*
>NOOOOOO SHUT DOWN THE ECONOMY FOREVER

What happened? I mean redditors, not only bill.

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>WE NEED A PLAGUE. ABOUT 95% OF YOU NEED TO DIE

But also wear the mask, you hick morons!!

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You can't tell the difference between people dying horribly and families being destroyed VS life that doesn't exist continuing not to exist because people aren't reproducing?

>WE NEED A PANDEMIC. ABOUT 99.6% OF YOU NEED TO DIE.

If the entire portion of the hemisphere below the Sahara would be wiped out it would be a net gain for humanity

*survive

>This but unironically
>Everything people do to nature is shitty except for when we occasionally clean up our own mess. Less people, less mess.

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We need a plague. About 13% of you need to die.

What if 100% of us die?

>i can't separate comedy from real life

This is one of his best bits

My nigger wife threw my dog out

This but unironically. There are now 7.8 billion people on this earth. If we got that down to 2 billion or so, maybe less, it would solve so many problems. Suddenly climate change becomes so much more manageable, world hunger, poverty, shortage of natural resources in general, really. And you cannot convince me there aren't 5.8 billion expendable people on this planet. Lower caste Indians, hopeless addicts, violent criminals, morbidly obese, mental and physical retards - and that's just off the top of my head. Shit, start by shaving off like 60 percent of the most populated countries and you're well on the way already. After the culling you can have a nicely balanced population with a reasonable birth rate and a fairly excellent gene pool. Billy is right, yet again

>Lower caste Indians
Or just all Indians

If you want a superior gene pool you just need to get rid of anyone who is non-white. White spics can be spared too

Abortion does help with preventing more needless people being born, too. Many disorders can be screened in utero so that's one reason why there are significantly less people with down syndrome being born in this day and age.

THE LOVELY NIA EVERYONE

I anticipated this. The thing is, ideally a purge of this magnitude would be a natural occurrence happening all over the world, like a virus, taking out the worst of us simply by attacking the ones with the worst immune systems or just the dumbest who wouldn't take any precautions. An all-out extermination wouldn't sit well with the vast majority of people, and you'd have to kill even more due to blowback. The logistical issues of taking 5 or so billion people out would be immense. Covid really didn't turn into the epidemic I hoped it would be.
Yes, and that's good, but it's not enough. Abortion is really just a thing in western countries, which is not the part of the world where the birth rates are highest. It would take too long to introduce proper methods for abortions in a lot of third world countries.

people who watch the daily show don't

>They just won't come out and say it. Nobody has the balls to come out and just say, "Look, 85% of you have to go." That's it! That is it. I have been bitching about the population problem for three specials in a row. Waiting...
for some politician to have the balls to bring it up, but they won't do it, they won't do it. We live in a democracy. Right? Can't be honest in a democracy. You need the votes.

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